WHOA.

la la la la la la la NO.!i have absolutley no idea why in the WORLD i said that:)maybe im just a little bit..uhh...loopy?? ah who knows. loleo. hmm. i really havent been on here in forever. and kinda..have no idea what to write about. uhhhh. yep still blank. maybe if i just ramble on and on then something will come to me....hmm........uhmm...wiw i have a new favorite drink. and i am in SERIOUS need of one right now. a half chocolate.half white. mocha latte! it is totally amazing. Starbucks is now one of my favorite placccess in ze world.:Dbtw thanks ya hailey fer introducing us. HAha. another favorite place o' mine is silver dollar city :) that place is grrreat. i rode Wildfire in the front this weekend and it was totally AH-MAZING. it made me look like i was crying! that is how fast it went. and there wasnt ANYTHING in front of us to like block the wind. it was crazyy! hah. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........i gots nothing?? :( OMG. i got these cool nail polish things and they are really cool!! except when we were using them i was like the only one in my house who could use them like really good. so like my left hand looks WAY better than the right.....even though the right one still looks good. haha. uhmm. yea i have like officially ran out of ideas:(i know i knowl your all so saddd. hahahahah. yea sure. lol well anywaysssssssss. i shall blog aagain SOON....maybe;)

laterrrr:)

→[[Dαɾсεγ LǝIgH]]← <3

Why We Say LOL (laugh out loud for some of the adults out there)

Umm..
Summer..
I am so sorry but LIH..is not better than LOL.
Heres why..
LOL..is what you would do if you where actually with the person.
If you were with that person you were texting and they said something funny..would you actually laugh? Or would you just sit there and laugh in your head?
You would laugh out loud hun..because the world just lights up when you hear another person laughing..it makes you wanna laugh too.
So in conclusion..I think that the person who came up with LOL..knew exactly..what they were talking about.
Now..if you texted LOL and you werent really laughing out loud..then that would be a little i.m. thingy mabobber called an LIE..you know what that is?!
A LIE!
It would be lying if you really werent laughing and you texted LOL.
You would be committing a MAJOR crime called LEXTING.
Lexting-(v)-a term used when someone has done an inappropriate gesture or has not been telling the truth in their text messages. (text and lie put together)
Yup..you heard it here first.
This crime is against the law in the following places..Missouri..Texas...New York..Colorado..and New Jersey. It can also get you sent to jail in ..China..Iceland..Australia..Sweden..and Finland.
SO HA! ;)

Can I have a round of applause Ladies and Gentlemen?!

Thank you! Thank you sooo much! ( I am bowing right now)

LOL..

And thats no LIE.

Hailey! :)


p.s.... LOLMAPHIA..is however..a different story.

Ello? So last year..new phrase please? :)

I sit here..upon this chair that rolls..and i ponder..
"What shall I write about today?".
I mean..you guys must have been bored out of your minds...
Well..here I am.
Sitting here.
Writing..and I am here..for you.
You got questions..I got answers.
You got jokes..I got laughs.
You got food..I have a fork and spoon to eat it with.
My point?
Here I am.
And..Summer..is almost over.
School..will be starting soon.
I cant believe it went by soo fast.
And I am not ready to go back.
I thought I would be..but I'm not.
So..
I know what you are wondering my dears.
Your wondering.."Where have you been?", "why havent you been writing?".
You wanna know why?
DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
WELL I'LLL TELL YOU WHY!
Because I have been busy.
And one of the things that kept me busy..is DARCEY.
She has recently turned 15...and you know us..we are party animals.
I would say that we shopped til we dropped..but actually..we walked til we dropped. :)
But we had a BLAST!
Next topeeeeec.
Summer.
Not the season..but..the person.
My friend.
I just wanna say..DUDE! YOU FREAKIN STOLE MY SMILEYS!
Yeah..I mean..when I text..I have a signature..and its usually a smiley that I have named..right now..I have one and his name just happens to be frank.
Now..its one thing to steal..but its another to steal another girl's smiley.
That girl being Hailey.
I'm thinkin there should be some kind of a law against this stuff.
These smiley stealers should be locked up somewhere.
This is not right at all!
For the theft..or the smiley!
I mean..just think of how the smiley feels.
eh eh eh eeeeeeeehm.

So anyways..
a couple of weeks ago..me and my family go up to Branson.
It was great..
I got to go to a fudge shop..(my home away from home)
and we also went to this awesome show.
The show was called..Piercing Arrow.
It's these guys that sing all different types of music.
And there was even a comedy act..which made me laugh so hard..I'm pretty sure I got a 50 pack.
Okay..now you guys are thinkin..heh..this is waay to good to be true.
I mean..Hailey? Not talking about some guy that she met? heh..yeah right.
All I have to say is..wait up yo...it's coming! :))
So anyway..
one of the singers started singing and then came out into the crowd..and winked at me!
And the guy was totally cute too!
Let's not forget the grandparents..heh..they were staring at me..but thats totally not the point!
He was cute..and he was an amazing singer..and..he was cute!
Did I metion that he was cute?!
It was great..
I loved the show...
Bravaah as the drama teacher would say in High School Musical.
Lets get back to the grandparents..
they love me.
And I respect that..and you know what?
I love them too..I love them to death.
But with boys..well..
pitty the lucky gentleman that wants to take me out on a date.
I mean..seriously.
I would date..but..they dont want me to.
But this year..I am a Sophmore.
This year..I am actually allowed to date.
This year..might be my chance.
But you know what gets me?
It's that sometimes..guys get away with things.
They get away with soo much.
And I hate it.
I mean..dumping a girl and not even telling her that he wants to break up?
EHHHNT.
Wrong.
Two timing?
EHHHNT.
Wrong.
Guys who think that they can get any girl because they are hot.
EHHHNT.
Way wrong.
Those things..you know.
You can see it.
And you automatically know that they arent gunna get away with those things.
But what ever happened to opening a door for a lady?
Or carrying things for her because her hands are full?
These things..are called being polite.
It's simple..it's easy.
It's right.
And you know what?
I think us girls deserve a gentlemen.
Not just a boy or a guy..but someone who cares about us and treats us with kindness and respect.
And lets just face it girls..
Gentlemen rock...and boyishness..sucks.

Hailey Bear ;)

ELLO POPPET

wow.
my title was.
ELLO POPPET!
because you know
darc and hailerz...
WE HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN FOREVER!
at least not on this blog..
WAIT JUST A MILLISECOND
have we ever?
well.....
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
now we have!
HEHA!
ok dudess..
hailey..
i can see how bad that must be..
i mean golf..
SERIOUSLY
COME ON
that is like the most BORING
sport in the world!
I MEAN
i could NEVER
play golf!
you have to be so stinkin quiet!
if i ever actually made the
ball go in the itsy bitsy hole...
I WOULD FLIP!
i would be so stinkin excited!
seriously i would be jumping up and down
and screaming!
and...then i would get in trouble.
perhaps even kicked out.
beacuse paople have to...
concentrate...
REALLY!
all you have to do is swing a stick!
it's not rocket science!
anytime my dad has the remote..
we are watching
A.golf
B.basketball
C.basketball
or
D.BASKETBALL!
and i HATEEEEEEEEEEE
basketball!
ugh.
I HAVE A BRILLIANT SOLUTION!
(i'm stealing kevin;s idea off an episode of JONAS)
how's about i....
SUPER GLUE THE REMOTE TO THE T.V.!
then my dad would be too lazy to get up and change the channel!
then...
I CAN CHOOSE THE CHANNEL!
YIPEE-KI-YI-AY!
woooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...erz!
:3)......................SENOR MUSTACHE!
!:-)......................UNIBROW!
:#)......................PLASTIC SURGERY!
@:-)....................ELVIS!
heh heh heh.
well i think i shall go put my plan into action.
LATERZ!



Summer Roo

; )

LOL.....hmm,,

WOW
this is gonna be hard to believe...
but....
IT'S SUMMER HERE!
comin to you live from...
hm..
what is a cool place..
OH YEAH!
BAHAHAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
jk jk
im typing at the computer at my house.
i know.
i just ruined the "VISION"
sorry..
but i gotsta tell the truth.
so.
i
have
a
very
important
question.
involving
the
"word"
"phrase"
"i.m. thingy-ma0bobber"
"WHATEVER THE HECK IT IS"
L-----O--------L.
yep.
i said it
and i didn't even laugh!
let me have a show of hands.
how many poeple know what lol stands for!?
anyone..
ok.
it does NOT stand for
Llamas On Leashes
dumb kids.
lol jk jk.
it stands for...
wait for it...
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
ok.
so
my dilemma is...
wait let me tell you how i came to wonder this.
ok i was texting meh home girl and future doctor phil(UNLESS!!! SHE IS ALREADY! lolies) tristia
(IDK if i spelled that right)
after our softball games this nite.
then i came to wonder..
do people actually
persay
laugh
out
loud
whenever they txt the whatever-it-is
message...
LOL?
HMM...
important questions.
i know that I MYSELF
from now on will
LAUGH
OUT
LOUD
every time i txt the message
LOL
for i do not see it as a moral thing to do
to trick someone by telling them that you are laughing out loud..
when you actually are NOT!
i think a better thing to say would be...
L-I-H
better known as
Laughing
In
Head.
yep.
thats what i say.
NITE NITERS!

The Remote is the Key to All Inner Happieness

YOOOO!
Haileys in the HIZZOUSE!
I know..i have been watching waaay too much MTV CRIBS.
Anyways..this isnt really a blog..there are just a few teeeny weeny things that we need to get straightened out.
Like for one..
Darce..
id hate to be the moldy cheese in your refrigerator of hope..
BUT..
bahahahamas was not really catching on..
so i took the word in..and now its gunna start to circulate.(hope i spelt that right)
And i seriously doubt you are going to die.
I mean..why would you wanna do that?
Are you finally feeling guilty about killing me?
Because you did.
You killed me.
And this is just my ghost.
Typing this right now..
its not me.
Because I my friend..am dead.
And dead people cant type unless they are ghost.
They just cant..its against the freakin ghost law.
Dead people can however text.
Becuz i texted you just the other day..which was the day that i died.
ANYWAYS..
that is not the point.
None of it is.
So just stop thinking about that whole paragraph thing that i wrote earlier.
Cuz none of that matters.
It doesnt.
Im not kidding....it really doesnt.
So yeah..just..ignore it.
So..
AAAh.
Remote Nazi eh? (by the way..you totally spelt that right..good for you! :) )
I think those exist in EVERY house.
We also have one of them little VARMENTS.
Yup..
i dont like them either..i mean....its rediculous.
And why do they always have to pick the LAME shows?
I mean..why cant they pick something that we like....for instance..That 70's Show?
Yes..Darcey got me hooked on that show..its soo funny.
Back to the point.
They always pick the most annoying..brain-melting...algebra class boring shows.
The RN (remote nazi)
in my house has a name.
Its name is grandfather.
And he is the WORST.
You think those shows are boring?
Try watching sports like racing and golf..oh..and lets not forget the NEWS.
He always has to watch the news.
THE NEWS IS QUITE BORING.
I mean..its actually devistating.
I might have to go visit a phsyciatrist just because of all the sad and depressing things that are going on in the world.
And..if you didnt think that it could possibly get any worse...
it does.
My grandfather doesnt exactly have THEE BEST hearing.
So ..he likes his news LOUD.
I swear..when you hear shooting on the television..youd think that WORLD WAR III is going on inside of our house!~
I mean..what up with that?
So..
all i am really saying here..is be thankful that you dont have this remote nazi.
I get so excited when i get the remote.
Dont believe me?
Okay..well everytime that i get the remote i jump up off the couch and sing.
Yes..i know you find this VERY hard to believe..but i actually have a melody.
A three song melody.
It consist of :
Hallelujah
Whip it (i got the remote version)
I Got The Power (to the television)

Its a very inpowering anthem in my opinion.
And of course..you have to have a dance to go along with it..and if you have a microphone..totally use it..but if your me..well..youd just use the remote as your mic.


Anyways.. NCIS?
Come on..you can do way better than that..try CSI MIAMI..oh and GREYS ANATOMY.
And AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL..its like a snob reality show.
Its like a reality show ...for snobs..its like...wait i just said that.

hmm.

The point is..I FREAKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!


well..
i gotta make like a Tom.. and Cruise.
(i was gunna say..i gotta make like a zac...and efron...but it just didnt work. srry about that. :)



-Hailerz



P to the S -

the evian babies are..well...animated..sorry to break that to ya darcito. :)

COPYCAT! :D

heyy guys!! first thing i wanna say is.....HAILEY! you are a copycatt! BAHAHAHAMAS is MINE! grrrrr! but hey. maybe ill get over it....or maybe ill die a slow painful death because you STOLE bahahahamas! haha another thing. your style trips thingy about the skinny jeans. haha totally reminded me of hannah montanta...(i am such a child! hahahahah) haha "its like tryin to convince uncle earl that skinny jeans do not make you look skinny if youre fat!" the evian babies are so funny! how is it possible that babies can dance that GOOD?! its crazyy! haha wow im bored. and watching NCIS. blah blah. man. i would rather be watching Thats 70s Show. man i love that show. my sister however, does not. and when my sister (the "remote nazi"...is that how you spell that?) doesnt like a show. we dont really watch it. when she likes a show it will be on ALL DAY. NCIS will be on all day today. yesterday it was Americas Next Top Model. a few days before that. it was House. man its annoying. all i wanna do is LAUGH. are these shows funny??? NO!....well i mean some parts can be. BUT STILL! uhmmm. uhmm. uhmm. WHOA! some guys guna die on NCIS. big frickin shocker. man. im so bored.....well...i really have NOTHING to say. sooo laterrrz!
-Darceyss :DD

Bahahahamas!

Go to Youtube.



Type in evian babies US in the search box.


Click on the second video on the page.



As long as you do exactly what these instructions tell you..you will be in for a good laugh. :)




HailerZ :]]

The Sherlock Holmes of Style

The only thing i hate worse than house cleaning?
People with no style.
I once saw a boy with no style..actually..i have seen plenty of them.
Now here is some style trips from your private Fashionista..
Yes..i said style trips.
Sty-le tr-i-ps (?) - a phrase in which is used when one or a few people have committed the crime of breaking a style rule, or has totally crossed the style line.

Yes..i make up phrases, words, you name it..i make it up..but this is beyond the point.

Style Trip #1
DO NOT wear skinny jeans if you are not meant to wear skinny jeans. These people are called WANNABES. People that do this end up embarrassing themselves more than they could ever know. People that are uncomfortable with their figure should not wear these jeans either..they should wear something more flattering to their body shape.

Style Trip #2
Matching days..are so over. IT IS OKAY TO NOT MATCH... just dont out do yourself..and people..these days..matching is so absurd. Explore the fashion possibilities!

I will try my very best to get more style tips and trips for you everytime that i blog..and i promise there will soon be videos!

LOVE YOU ALL!

I twitter!
Come on ova and tweet on my twitter.
(that sounds so weird..just..um..scratch that)

Haileyyy ;)

New Found Freedom

Now..
when you are a teenager..
a lot of things come to mind.
For the teenagers themselves..we think of new experiences..
new challenges..growing up..having a free life..and actually being treated like adults.
For adults..
well..they think of us a little differently..
because a whole bunch of little things come to mind.
Heres a few..
drugs..sex..alcahol..driving...relationships..puppy love..texting too much..lazieness..boredom..oh and heres the most popular.. REBELLION.
Dont act like you dont know what i am talking about..
you totally know..i can see it in your eyes.
Okay..maybe i cant see it..but you know what..i just know.
Now rebellion was one of the first things i always here parents complain about..even though i am just a kid. (teenager but you know what i meant)
I looked it up.

Re-bel-lion (n)-resistance to or defiance of any authority, controll, or tradition.

(i am so thankful for dictionary.com)

Anyways..
yup..that is pretty much what we do..we like to go against the rules.
We like how it feels..
there is this certain..freedom and awesome feeling from it..even thought it might not be the adultish thing to do.
Even though it might not be responsible.
Even though it might not exactly be the right thing to do.

And..it might even be a small thing.
You know..something that is so close and kind of similar to the real wrong doing.
For me..its something small..
yet..it makes me feel awesome..like i comitted the real crime..but waay less painful.
I got a tattoo.
Heh.
Dudes..
you need to calm down a little..
its fake.
Its a butterfly..
its on my back.
Its actually cool looking..
but there is no way i actually want a real one.
Having that thing be permanent on your body.. heck no.
But even something so small..so not even real made me feel..bad.
And sometimes.. i hate being what people call little goody two shoes.
Now dont get me wrong..
i dont ever want to do anything like drink or smoke or anything stupid..
this little tattoo is just something to remind me how real anything can be.
Like drinking..
it can destroy your life.
It destroys your health..
it destroys you as a person and your family.
And i would never want to do anything that wouldnt make my family proud of me..or myself.
And when i look at myself in the mirror..
its good to have a clear conscience..its good to know that your health is great and your not letting yourself down.
So no..i would never ever do anything stupid like get a tattoo.
But the fake ones..
look awesome..and they peel right off.
Hows that for a good deal?
25 cents.
You cant beat that..
its way better than beating up your body and hurting yourself in the process.
So for me?
I perfer stick ons..
Heh.
I am a goody two shoes..
and heres the thing..
i am proud.

Hailerz ;)