The Remote is the Key to All Inner Happieness

YOOOO!
Haileys in the HIZZOUSE!
I know..i have been watching waaay too much MTV CRIBS.
Anyways..this isnt really a blog..there are just a few teeeny weeny things that we need to get straightened out.
Like for one..
Darce..
id hate to be the moldy cheese in your refrigerator of hope..
BUT..
bahahahamas was not really catching on..
so i took the word in..and now its gunna start to circulate.(hope i spelt that right)
And i seriously doubt you are going to die.
I mean..why would you wanna do that?
Are you finally feeling guilty about killing me?
Because you did.
You killed me.
And this is just my ghost.
Typing this right now..
its not me.
Because I my friend..am dead.
And dead people cant type unless they are ghost.
They just cant..its against the freakin ghost law.
Dead people can however text.
Becuz i texted you just the other day..which was the day that i died.
ANYWAYS..
that is not the point.
None of it is.
So just stop thinking about that whole paragraph thing that i wrote earlier.
Cuz none of that matters.
It doesnt.
Im not kidding....it really doesnt.
So yeah..just..ignore it.
So..
AAAh.
Remote Nazi eh? (by the way..you totally spelt that right..good for you! :) )
I think those exist in EVERY house.
We also have one of them little VARMENTS.
Yup..
i dont like them either..i mean....its rediculous.
And why do they always have to pick the LAME shows?
I mean..why cant they pick something that we like....for instance..That 70's Show?
Yes..Darcey got me hooked on that show..its soo funny.
Back to the point.
They always pick the most annoying..brain-melting...algebra class boring shows.
The RN (remote nazi)
in my house has a name.
Its name is grandfather.
And he is the WORST.
You think those shows are boring?
Try watching sports like racing and golf..oh..and lets not forget the NEWS.
He always has to watch the news.
THE NEWS IS QUITE BORING.
I mean..its actually devistating.
I might have to go visit a phsyciatrist just because of all the sad and depressing things that are going on in the world.
And..if you didnt think that it could possibly get any worse...
it does.
My grandfather doesnt exactly have THEE BEST hearing.
So ..he likes his news LOUD.
I swear..when you hear shooting on the television..youd think that WORLD WAR III is going on inside of our house!~
I mean..what up with that?
So..
all i am really saying here..is be thankful that you dont have this remote nazi.
I get so excited when i get the remote.
Dont believe me?
Okay..well everytime that i get the remote i jump up off the couch and sing.
Yes..i know you find this VERY hard to believe..but i actually have a melody.
A three song melody.
It consist of :
Hallelujah
Whip it (i got the remote version)
I Got The Power (to the television)

Its a very inpowering anthem in my opinion.
And of course..you have to have a dance to go along with it..and if you have a microphone..totally use it..but if your me..well..youd just use the remote as your mic.


Anyways.. NCIS?
Come on..you can do way better than that..try CSI MIAMI..oh and GREYS ANATOMY.
And AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL..its like a snob reality show.
Its like a reality show ...for snobs..its like...wait i just said that.

hmm.

The point is..I FREAKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!


well..
i gotta make like a Tom.. and Cruise.
(i was gunna say..i gotta make like a zac...and efron...but it just didnt work. srry about that. :)



-Hailerz



P to the S -

the evian babies are..well...animated..sorry to break that to ya darcito. :)