Thursday, December 17, 2009

yoooooo <3

(:darcey here.! wow. it has been a LONG time...i think i have forgotten how to even blog.......................................................jk(:i remember..NO NEED TO WORRY.! its all under control(:....finals. blah. they suck and everybody know it. but the good thing is that i only have ONE left(:then i am DONE. yay.! then...it's time for winter break.! woooohoooo. and i am especially excited THIS winter break(:because i get to go back to my home(: and it is going to be rockin awesome. and i am VERY excited. hmm. ireallydontknowwhattotalkaboutrightnow. so er. elephants are pretty freakin awesome in case you guys were wondering(: oh and summer.....I ALSO LOVE ANDREW GOLDSTEIN.! and Alex(: and the lead singer from Boys Like Girls..who has absolutley GORGEOUS BLUE EYES.! they are possibly the most amazing blue i have ever seen in my entire life(:

Monday, December 14, 2009

hello

why hello there. :)
yo soy summer.
WOW i did not just say (type) that.
darn autobiography.. did i mention i hate spanish?
cuz i do.
with a passion.
yes,
anywhoooo
i also LOVE andrew goldstein...with a passion.
tis the season to be jolly.
fa la la la la la la la lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa.
:D
i wonder if everyone is as excited about christmas as i am. cuz u know what?!
I AM PRETTY DARN STOKED! oh yeah that's right.
so you may have been wondering why i havent been on here in a while..
wellll i could tell you that i have been busy...but that is just a lie. the truth is..i have beennnn..lazy. yep thts the word. just plain lazy. and now when i actually have stuff to do...i am blogging. dont you just love the way my mind works. :) welllll. life is good. at this time in the year i usually dont have anything to dooo...but this year i am going out on a limb and involving myself in whatever possible.. as a matter of fact..i signed up for an ensemble (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT) today in choir. I KNOW! i was pretty surprised at myself too. u know why...? welllll i am not the best singer in the worldd. but the up side is that i do LOVE to sing. :) anyway i better actually get back to work. and by work i mean pretending to type my autobiography and just watch a movie. lol. ttyl meh homies. (:


PANERA BREAD! (:

-Summer-

Thursday, October 15, 2009

hm

i would like to share with you guys that........
I'VE GOT JELLY BABIES AND I'VE GOT FRUIT PASTELS! AND IF ANYBODY WANT SOME THATS TOO BAD CAUSE IM NOT ******* SHARING! HEYY!
bahahaha. its the funniest video ever that up there ^^ is. lol. look up All Time Low Thanks Fans:) and be amazed by the insane hottness displayed in this video! :) thanks:)

much love:)
BULLHONKEY
<3Darcey:)



P.S.-I'VE GOT ME FINGERS CROSSED FREDDY!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

uhhhh bullhonkey

wow hailey...way to write a freakin book. that may very well be the longest post we have on there...you spelled scenario right the second time:)and i love that butterfly feeling, but i guess im just weird like that. how do you keep who you like nameless like that? urgh. i could never do that...as you very well know. i cant. but what i CAN do is stay JUST FRIENDS with a guy...and btw. it does count even if i have no choice but to stay friends..so im kind of confused. was the guy you liked at your house? or what? and when exactly did the headache go away???? these are the questions that haunt me...lol. ok sooo anyway. ive been thinking. and maybe im wrong. i cant stay just friends with a guy. which makes me very sad. i cant help it. gr. its very depressing. not kidding...uhhhh. i do not know what to write abouttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm. im very bored. so i would like to say WOMEN ARE NOT TOO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE TO BE IN OFFICE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH...that makes me mad. just to let you know:) so i guess i am going to go.

BYE
BULLHONKEY:DD
<3Darcey:)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Jumpin Jahosaphat

Hailey is the name.
Blogging is my game.
Yeah...I dont know..first thing that popped into my head I guess.
Soo your probably wondering.."WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
All I have to say is..well..I would lie and say.."I've just been busy".
But then this little thing called my conscience would kick in and say.."Hailey..tell the truth. You know where liars go"
Then of course, I'd have to answer Mr. Conscience because..well..it's rude not to answer someone when they are talking to you.
Especially your conscience.
So I'd say, "No Mr. Coscience..I would have to say I dont know where liars go..what do you have to say about THAT."
And he'd probably say,"Hailey,dont EVER speak to me in that tone again..just be lucky I am not your mother child!"
All of this quoting and punctuation is making my brain tired.
Let's do something a little simpler.
Hailey: Mr. Conscience..I dont believe you could be my mother..for obvious reasons..so HA.
Mr. Conscience:Why must you be so technical with everything?!
Hailey: I AM NOT
Mr. Conscience: And you always have to argue over EVERYTHING. You know child, you should be a lawyer..have you ever pitched that idea to your parents? I'm sure you could make a lot of money..plus, you seem to be VERY good at it.
Hailey:I SO DO NOT ARGUE OVER EVERYTHING
Mr. Conscience: Do too
Hailey: NO I DONT!
Mr. Conscience: Your doing it now..see?
Hailey: ....
Hailey: Well...why do you always have to be right?! huh? Ever thought about that mr...mr KNOW IT ALL.
Mr. Conscience: Why yes, yes I have thought it over a few times..I dont know why I am right all the time..maybe it's because..gee..I dont know..BECAUSE I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE!


And there you have it.
The constant fued that I seem to have inside.
But that's a totally different blog.
On to brighter things.
So today..I woke up with this horrible headache..
I felt horrible.
Truthfully...I thought I might have puked.
The world was spinning, my stomache was aching, my body hurt, my knees were shaking.
(sorry guys, didnt mean to go all Dr. Seuss)
Anyway..I felt awful.
I took some deep breaths..prayed..took more deep breaths..
gee..you'd think I was going through labor or something.
But seriously..when it comes to pain..I can be a total wimp.
But then again, I am a total wimp anyway.
Dont believe me?
If you dont..may this be something to convince you.
When I was little it took me an hour to get me to try salad with pepper on it because I was convinced it would set my mouth on fire. (totally true..too much cartoons I guess..)
In hide and seek, I would never seek because I was afraid someone would jump out of their hiding spot and scare me.
I cant walk through the halloween aisle alone...mask scare me to DEATH.
At the age of five, I was afraid to eat at Lambert's Cafe because of the dark atmosphere.
At the age of seven, a talking pumpkin was sitting at the entrance of Wal-mart and I cryed so much...my mom carried me out of the store. Didnt go back into Wal-mart until Christmas.
I was afraid of coffee because I heard it made you pee a lot...so I got scared I would get dehydrated and have to go to the emergency room and they would have to stick that shot into me to give me fluids.
I was afraid to get my hair cut because I thought it would hurt.

Sadly...these are only a few.
So there you have it..I'm a wimp.
And I havent even mentioned the corn maze I went to two years ago yet.
Wanna hear the story?
Let's just saaay...I fell on the guy masked as Chucky.
End of story.
But hey...on the bright side there where no major injuries...right?
I scraped my elbow..but hey..that wasnt major in my case.
A neon pink Band-Aid did the trick.
The point is...we all are wimps when it comes down to it.
I mean sure..guys put on their "Me Tough, Me In Charge, Me a Man" front.
Sorry Guys.
I didnt mean to make you sound like Cave men.
The funny thing is.. everytime I go to a cornmaze..I see all guys with their chest poofed out and..I cant help but giggle.


Eh EHHHM.
To the point please?
When I felt absolutley horrible..like I was going to fall apart..like I might die..
(Heres what I like:Being dramatic)
I walked out into the hallway..and BAM.
I felt better.
Miracle?
No.
Hypocondriac?
A little.
A ghost had taken over my body and made me feel well again?
Psh. Hardly.
You know..it's so strange how when your on the edge of loosing it..you think about the stupidest things.
For some people..it's food.
For others..it's coffee.(Oh Yess)
For me...a boy.
For those who know me..they are probably thinkin "I totally saw that coming"
For those who dont..well...welcome to the Ever Changing and Multifacited World of Hailey.
Yup.
Thats me.
And mostly...I dont expect them.
They just creep up on me..like..like a spider to their victim.
Usually..its crushes on guys from television..like Zac Efron or Taylor Lautener.
And the beloved Mr. Darcy or course.
But this guy..who remains nameless...was just there.
And it freaked me out like Darcey watching "The Grudge".
And believe me...that was pretty intense.
I felt better.
But then comes that stupid butterflyish feeling that I hate.
Because..I havent gotten that feeling before.
Weird.
Now I know what all those stupid girly make-up break-up songs are talking about.
Heh.
So yes...being me..I freaked out..and started to stare.
Like..stare.
Heres what goes down: I like words.
Stare (v)-to gaze fixedly, with the eyes wide open
Yup.
Here I am...staring at him with only a look..that could possibly scare you.
I dont know what would scare me more if I were a boy...the fact that some weirdo is staring at me strangley..or the fact that she's drooling..A LOT.
Hmm.
Lets ponder this thought.


Ok.
Ponder time is over.
If I were the boy I'd probably say something like "What on this green earth are you doing?"
Now..if I were me..which I am...I'd say..."You..Y-Y-You are...Your umm..well...ahh..I think...well um...uh...you see..I..."
If you think this is insane now...you would be dumbfounded at what could possibly fall out of my mouth next.
"YOUR PRETTY!"
Which would be followed by me..running into a bathroom,the nurse,or home..so I could hide under my covers and not come out for about..hmm..lets say a year.
In other words..see you Junior year.

I get it...you think I am a crazy person.
I guess you'd be about right.
Good news is..this little cinereio (if thats how ya spell it)
Diiidnt really happen.
The staring?
Yes.
The drooling?
Yeah..that happened too.
Him noticing?
Heh..thank goodness that didnt happen.
The good news is...I feel better.
Silently crushing...hmm...I guess thats my thing.
Im fine with being single.
It works for me.
I dont need a guy for me to be happy..I'm fine all alone..okay fine me and Zac Efron.
But thats only in my dreams...sadly...it satisfies me..you know..since Zac and Vanessa are getting married sometime soon.
Not that I had a chance.
(I still think I do in my mind..but you will be paying social security when you finally convince me otherwise...if ever.)


Enough about guys.
Lets talk about..about..hmm.
Today...I got the look.
I always seem to get one look or another.
In fact..I get so many looks each day..I have begun to name them.
The snob look.
The "Ew you stink look" (people give you this look whether you put on perfume of not)
The "You did not just go there" look...usually leads to a 'Cat fight'
The "Okay then look"
And heres one of the most popular...The "I think I just pooped my pants look"
This one can be deadly....
although it does make me laugh until tears run down my face.
When you look at the title..then look at the person who is making the face...you will notice it really DOES look like they just pooped their pants.
Yeah.
Kinda Hysterical.
Heres the one I got the other day.
First, the scenario.(Did I spell it right this time?)
I was in one of those moods.
Not one of those moods that makes husbands and boys all over the world want to take cover...
but a Acadjon mood.
Heres what I do: Make up words.
Acadjon (n)- The mood in which someone is extremley joyful and happy. When no bad mood is in sight. Happieness. Jumping for joy during test Clickin your heals together in mid air kind of joy. The haileyness essence.
So naturally being in this kind of a mood...I tell jokes.
But not just any jokes..the funny ones.
I walked right up to my grandparents and said,"Okay, so there where two apples sitting in an oven. One apple turned to the other and said WOOH ITS HOT IN HERE. And the other apple turned and looked at the other apple and said AAAH! A TALKING APPLE!"
Yeah.
I know..I thought it was funny too.
But no.
I guess not.
Because...I received a look.
And it was noooothing funny.
Hilarious I thought.
Uh huh..I hate it when they look at me with that weird wrinkle right between their eyebrows.
It makes me feel like I have suddenly converted into a Turkish Dwarf with sideburns and an accordion.
Pittiful isnt it?
It's called the TFSA look.
Turkish Monk with Sideburns and an Accordion.
Yup.
It totally fits.
Well...I'm off..
I gotta eat some supper.
I'm starved. (Heh. Hardly..my grandparents would never let that happen..I LOVE THEM :)



TATa


-Hailey on a Humpbak Whaley-

Monday, October 12, 2009

hmm.

sooo. darcey here... i am like really bored right now. like it isnt even funny. well not to me at least. soo. anyway. i like REALLY want some fried that i was supposed to get like 4 DAYS AGO from a certain somebody(Hailey) :p and i really want some. but i dont get to have any until like wednesday. which is very depressing:( but i might get over it...someday. soooo. i am really excited about the 20th! All Time Low, and New Moon, and All Time Low.:) i am so super duper excited...its crazy:) that days going to be really amazing. so i'm very excited..game today:) football. away. and it will be our FIRST away game..to cheer at at least..the last one we went. it stormed. we were there for a total of like 5 minutes...maybe..and it was cancelled. so basically we went all the way up there just to come back. but that WAS the first time i had ever heard the word bullhonkey. lol. it was pretty fun:) wow. i am really hungry...and i really want fries...and some macaroni...and breadsticks. from little ceasers. thats some good eatin right there:) bahahahamas..wow i havent said that in like forever! so Emily showed me this like amazing song a little while ago. and its called The Gangster Song. and i absolutley LOVE it:) lol. umm well. really there isnt much that i have left to say..or type..soo umm i guess. bye:)

Bullhonkey:)
<3darcey

Friday, October 2, 2009

nonsense. :)

hehe..nonsense.
i say that all the time.
as you prolly know now...
ME AND DARCEY ARE GOING TO SEE ALL TIME LOW!
oh yes.
it will be amazing!
i can not wait.
you know what else i cant wait for.......
NEW MOON!
it's gonna be the best movie IN THE WORLD!
LOLeo!
yep yep yep
pep pep pep..:)
anywhooooo
im gonna go now....:)



PANERA BREAD! :)
-Summer-

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

MMHMM:)

sooo....darcey here! :D lol...wow i haven't been on this thing in like..hmm...forever! loleo :) so first off i would like to say..............BULLHONKEY my new favorite word in the entire world...ahah. I know that i am going to wear that word out...but i really dont care:) loleo...summer i do love those smileys! loleo...........I AM ALSO GOING TO SEE THE MOST AMAZING BAND IN THE WORLD ON NOVEMBER 20TH! AND I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED! those songs are uber amazing summer.! loleo. So i am so excited..i got my permit! And i just got done driving a little while ago! it is always so nervewracking:)but at the same time funn and exciting.! loleo. mannn....school is just so boring.! urgh. well the past two days have been at least. ok..so i got a question for ya. who eats burgers...WITHOUT fries?! i mean WHO DOES THAT?! its just plain wrong. :( and it makes me sad :( as you can plainly tell....lol....so i've got nothing else to talk about to you guys soo laters! :)

BULLHONKEY!
...tehe:)
<3Darcey.

smiles. :)

:3)......................SENOR MUSTACHE!!
!:-)......................UNIBROW!
:#)......................PLASTIC SURGERY!
@:-)....................ELVIS!
hehe. dont you just love the smiley's me and darc made up?!
haha i do to.
:)


PANERA BREAD! :)

-Summer-

ello.

SUMMER HERE....AGAIN :)
life is good. actually life is great.
FYI:
if you are going to the best band in the worlds concert on november 20th...I WILL C U THERE!
yeah!
im so excited!
it's gonna be freakin awesome!
ok so im in theatre arts again and im bored to death.
GUESS WHAT!
my softball team is COC CHAMPS!
go team! rock on!
here are some jokes....heh
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?


A: To get to the other slide!
bud-um-SHH! hehehheehehhehehe


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?


A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet!


i know they are knee slappers. :)
hmm so. i've got nothing to talk about so ill
check back l8r! LOVE YA'LL! :)


PANERA BREAD! :)

-Summer-

Monday, September 28, 2009

:)

in case any of you havent noticed...we haven't written on this blog in like EVER! i am truly sorry to leave all you guys waiting for soo long. you must have just been so devastated that you coundnt leave your computers side untill one of us writes. well....your long wait is finally over! cuz it's summer here and im gonna fill you guyz in and hopefully get a few laughs. WELLLLLLL sophomore year is starting offfff FABULOUSLY! if i do say so myself. and guess what! in 2 weeks....im going on a criuse! i know im so excited! so im definatley in theatre arts right now. we are doing a paper on shakespeare....but im done! it is actually kinda interesting. if u ever have any free time i would suggest looking him up. oh and also......I am TOTALLY, COMPLETLYM, IRREVOCABLY (TWILIGHT) in love with JACK BARAKAT. for those of u who sdont know who that is... HE PLAYS GUITAR AND DOES BACKGROUND VOCALS for the HOTTEST GRETEST BAND EVER! if you said all time low.....YOUR CORRECT! lol. he is the freaking bomb. And for the record he is way hotter then all time low's lead singer alex gaskarth. ANYWAY! Jack Bassam Barakat is my soul mate...he just doesn't know me yet. but TRUST ME..he will :) anywhoooooooo... yep. i gots to go but ill be back on SOON i promise. no need to go back into your corner of despair. oh b4 i leave.. here are some songs i would recommend for you to listen to. they are just amazing.......


1. TOXIC VALENTINE by all time low.
2. STICKS, STONES, AND TECHNO by all time low
2. D*MNED IF I DO YAH (D*MNED IF I DONT) by all time low
and pretty much every other song by all time low. also dashboard confessional is a good band. and school boy humor. but all time low is by far the best.

oh and you should watch the video to D*mned if i do yah (D*mned if i dont). its hilarious!
my favorite part is when JACK DECKS ALEX WITH A PLANT! hahahas its the bomb! :)

PANERA BREAD. :)
-Summer-

Monday, July 27, 2009

WHOA.

la la la la la la la NO.!i have absolutley no idea why in the WORLD i said that:)maybe im just a little bit..uhh...loopy?? ah who knows. loleo. hmm. i really havent been on here in forever. and kinda..have no idea what to write about. uhhhh. yep still blank. maybe if i just ramble on and on then something will come to me....hmm........uhmm...wiw i have a new favorite drink. and i am in SERIOUS need of one right now. a half chocolate.half white. mocha latte! it is totally amazing. Starbucks is now one of my favorite placccess in ze world.:Dbtw thanks ya hailey fer introducing us. HAha. another favorite place o' mine is silver dollar city :) that place is grrreat. i rode Wildfire in the front this weekend and it was totally AH-MAZING. it made me look like i was crying! that is how fast it went. and there wasnt ANYTHING in front of us to like block the wind. it was crazyy! hah. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........i gots nothing?? :( OMG. i got these cool nail polish things and they are really cool!! except when we were using them i was like the only one in my house who could use them like really good. so like my left hand looks WAY better than the right.....even though the right one still looks good. haha. uhmm. yea i have like officially ran out of ideas:(i know i knowl your all so saddd. hahahahah. yea sure. lol well anywaysssssssss. i shall blog aagain SOON....maybe;)

laterrrr:)

→[[Dαɾсεγ LǝIgH]]← <3

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Why We Say LOL (laugh out loud for some of the adults out there)

Umm..
Summer..
I am so sorry but LIH..is not better than LOL.
Heres why..
LOL..is what you would do if you where actually with the person.
If you were with that person you were texting and they said something funny..would you actually laugh? Or would you just sit there and laugh in your head?
You would laugh out loud hun..because the world just lights up when you hear another person laughing..it makes you wanna laugh too.
So in conclusion..I think that the person who came up with LOL..knew exactly..what they were talking about.
Now..if you texted LOL and you werent really laughing out loud..then that would be a little i.m. thingy mabobber called an LIE..you know what that is?!
A LIE!
It would be lying if you really werent laughing and you texted LOL.
You would be committing a MAJOR crime called LEXTING.
Lexting-(v)-a term used when someone has done an inappropriate gesture or has not been telling the truth in their text messages. (text and lie put together)
Yup..you heard it here first.
This crime is against the law in the following places..Missouri..Texas...New York..Colorado..and New Jersey. It can also get you sent to jail in ..China..Iceland..Australia..Sweden..and Finland.
SO HA! ;)

Can I have a round of applause Ladies and Gentlemen?!

Thank you! Thank you sooo much! ( I am bowing right now)

LOL..

And thats no LIE.

Hailey! :)


p.s.... LOLMAPHIA..is however..a different story.

Ello? So last year..new phrase please? :)

I sit here..upon this chair that rolls..and i ponder..
"What shall I write about today?".
I mean..you guys must have been bored out of your minds...
Well..here I am.
Sitting here.
Writing..and I am here..for you.
You got questions..I got answers.
You got jokes..I got laughs.
You got food..I have a fork and spoon to eat it with.
My point?
Here I am.
And..Summer..is almost over.
School..will be starting soon.
I cant believe it went by soo fast.
And I am not ready to go back.
I thought I would be..but I'm not.
So..
I know what you are wondering my dears.
Your wondering.."Where have you been?", "why havent you been writing?".
You wanna know why?
DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
WELL I'LLL TELL YOU WHY!
Because I have been busy.
And one of the things that kept me busy..is DARCEY.
She has recently turned 15...and you know us..we are party animals.
I would say that we shopped til we dropped..but actually..we walked til we dropped. :)
But we had a BLAST!
Next topeeeeec.
Summer.
Not the season..but..the person.
My friend.
I just wanna say..DUDE! YOU FREAKIN STOLE MY SMILEYS!
Yeah..I mean..when I text..I have a signature..and its usually a smiley that I have named..right now..I have one and his name just happens to be frank.
Now..its one thing to steal..but its another to steal another girl's smiley.
That girl being Hailey.
I'm thinkin there should be some kind of a law against this stuff.
These smiley stealers should be locked up somewhere.
This is not right at all!
For the theft..or the smiley!
I mean..just think of how the smiley feels.
eh eh eh eeeeeeeehm.

So anyways..
a couple of weeks ago..me and my family go up to Branson.
It was great..
I got to go to a fudge shop..(my home away from home)
and we also went to this awesome show.
The show was called..Piercing Arrow.
It's these guys that sing all different types of music.
And there was even a comedy act..which made me laugh so hard..I'm pretty sure I got a 50 pack.
Okay..now you guys are thinkin..heh..this is waay to good to be true.
I mean..Hailey? Not talking about some guy that she met? heh..yeah right.
All I have to say is..wait up yo...it's coming! :))
So anyway..
one of the singers started singing and then came out into the crowd..and winked at me!
And the guy was totally cute too!
Let's not forget the grandparents..heh..they were staring at me..but thats totally not the point!
He was cute..and he was an amazing singer..and..he was cute!
Did I metion that he was cute?!
It was great..
I loved the show...
Bravaah as the drama teacher would say in High School Musical.
Lets get back to the grandparents..
they love me.
And I respect that..and you know what?
I love them too..I love them to death.
But with boys..well..
pitty the lucky gentleman that wants to take me out on a date.
I mean..seriously.
I would date..but..they dont want me to.
But this year..I am a Sophmore.
This year..I am actually allowed to date.
This year..might be my chance.
But you know what gets me?
It's that sometimes..guys get away with things.
They get away with soo much.
And I hate it.
I mean..dumping a girl and not even telling her that he wants to break up?
EHHHNT.
Wrong.
Two timing?
EHHHNT.
Wrong.
Guys who think that they can get any girl because they are hot.
EHHHNT.
Way wrong.
Those things..you know.
You can see it.
And you automatically know that they arent gunna get away with those things.
But what ever happened to opening a door for a lady?
Or carrying things for her because her hands are full?
These things..are called being polite.
It's simple..it's easy.
It's right.
And you know what?
I think us girls deserve a gentlemen.
Not just a boy or a guy..but someone who cares about us and treats us with kindness and respect.
And lets just face it girls..
Gentlemen rock...and boyishness..sucks.

Hailey Bear ;)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

ELLO POPPET

wow.
my title was.
ELLO POPPET!
because you know
darc and hailerz...
WE HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN FOREVER!
at least not on this blog..
WAIT JUST A MILLISECOND
have we ever?
well.....
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
ELLO POPPET
now we have!
HEHA!
ok dudess..
hailey..
i can see how bad that must be..
i mean golf..
SERIOUSLY
COME ON
that is like the most BORING
sport in the world!
I MEAN
i could NEVER
play golf!
you have to be so stinkin quiet!
if i ever actually made the
ball go in the itsy bitsy hole...
I WOULD FLIP!
i would be so stinkin excited!
seriously i would be jumping up and down
and screaming!
and...then i would get in trouble.
perhaps even kicked out.
beacuse paople have to...
concentrate...
REALLY!
all you have to do is swing a stick!
it's not rocket science!
anytime my dad has the remote..
we are watching
A.golf
B.basketball
C.basketball
or
D.BASKETBALL!
and i HATEEEEEEEEEEE
basketball!
ugh.
I HAVE A BRILLIANT SOLUTION!
(i'm stealing kevin;s idea off an episode of JONAS)
how's about i....
SUPER GLUE THE REMOTE TO THE T.V.!
then my dad would be too lazy to get up and change the channel!
then...
I CAN CHOOSE THE CHANNEL!
YIPEE-KI-YI-AY!
woooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...erz!
:3)......................SENOR MUSTACHE!
!:-)......................UNIBROW!
:#)......................PLASTIC SURGERY!
@:-)....................ELVIS!
heh heh heh.
well i think i shall go put my plan into action.
LATERZ!



Summer Roo

; )

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

LOL.....hmm,,

WOW
this is gonna be hard to believe...
but....
IT'S SUMMER HERE!
comin to you live from...
hm..
what is a cool place..
OH YEAH!
BAHAHAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
jk jk
im typing at the computer at my house.
i know.
i just ruined the "VISION"
sorry..
but i gotsta tell the truth.
so.
i
have
a
very
important
question.
involving
the
"word"
"phrase"
"i.m. thingy-ma0bobber"
"WHATEVER THE HECK IT IS"
L-----O--------L.
yep.
i said it
and i didn't even laugh!
let me have a show of hands.
how many poeple know what lol stands for!?
anyone..
ok.
it does NOT stand for
Llamas On Leashes
dumb kids.
lol jk jk.
it stands for...
wait for it...
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
ok.
so
my dilemma is...
wait let me tell you how i came to wonder this.
ok i was texting meh home girl and future doctor phil(UNLESS!!! SHE IS ALREADY! lolies) tristia
(IDK if i spelled that right)
after our softball games this nite.
then i came to wonder..
do people actually
persay
laugh
out
loud
whenever they txt the whatever-it-is
message...
LOL?
HMM...
important questions.
i know that I MYSELF
from now on will
LAUGH
OUT
LOUD
every time i txt the message
LOL
for i do not see it as a moral thing to do
to trick someone by telling them that you are laughing out loud..
when you actually are NOT!
i think a better thing to say would be...
L-I-H
better known as
Laughing
In
Head.
yep.
thats what i say.
NITE NITERS!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

The Remote is the Key to All Inner Happieness

YOOOO!
Haileys in the HIZZOUSE!
I know..i have been watching waaay too much MTV CRIBS.
Anyways..this isnt really a blog..there are just a few teeeny weeny things that we need to get straightened out.
Like for one..
Darce..
id hate to be the moldy cheese in your refrigerator of hope..
BUT..
bahahahamas was not really catching on..
so i took the word in..and now its gunna start to circulate.(hope i spelt that right)
And i seriously doubt you are going to die.
I mean..why would you wanna do that?
Are you finally feeling guilty about killing me?
Because you did.
You killed me.
And this is just my ghost.
Typing this right now..
its not me.
Because I my friend..am dead.
And dead people cant type unless they are ghost.
They just cant..its against the freakin ghost law.
Dead people can however text.
Becuz i texted you just the other day..which was the day that i died.
ANYWAYS..
that is not the point.
None of it is.
So just stop thinking about that whole paragraph thing that i wrote earlier.
Cuz none of that matters.
It doesnt.
Im not kidding....it really doesnt.
So yeah..just..ignore it.
So..
AAAh.
Remote Nazi eh? (by the way..you totally spelt that right..good for you! :) )
I think those exist in EVERY house.
We also have one of them little VARMENTS.
Yup..
i dont like them either..i mean....its rediculous.
And why do they always have to pick the LAME shows?
I mean..why cant they pick something that we like....for instance..That 70's Show?
Yes..Darcey got me hooked on that show..its soo funny.
Back to the point.
They always pick the most annoying..brain-melting...algebra class boring shows.
The RN (remote nazi)
in my house has a name.
Its name is grandfather.
And he is the WORST.
You think those shows are boring?
Try watching sports like racing and golf..oh..and lets not forget the NEWS.
He always has to watch the news.
THE NEWS IS QUITE BORING.
I mean..its actually devistating.
I might have to go visit a phsyciatrist just because of all the sad and depressing things that are going on in the world.
And..if you didnt think that it could possibly get any worse...
it does.
My grandfather doesnt exactly have THEE BEST hearing.
So ..he likes his news LOUD.
I swear..when you hear shooting on the television..youd think that WORLD WAR III is going on inside of our house!~
I mean..what up with that?
So..
all i am really saying here..is be thankful that you dont have this remote nazi.
I get so excited when i get the remote.
Dont believe me?
Okay..well everytime that i get the remote i jump up off the couch and sing.
Yes..i know you find this VERY hard to believe..but i actually have a melody.
A three song melody.
It consist of :
Hallelujah
Whip it (i got the remote version)
I Got The Power (to the television)

Its a very inpowering anthem in my opinion.
And of course..you have to have a dance to go along with it..and if you have a microphone..totally use it..but if your me..well..youd just use the remote as your mic.


Anyways.. NCIS?
Come on..you can do way better than that..try CSI MIAMI..oh and GREYS ANATOMY.
And AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL..its like a snob reality show.
Its like a reality show ...for snobs..its like...wait i just said that.

hmm.

The point is..I FREAKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!


well..
i gotta make like a Tom.. and Cruise.
(i was gunna say..i gotta make like a zac...and efron...but it just didnt work. srry about that. :)



-Hailerz



P to the S -

the evian babies are..well...animated..sorry to break that to ya darcito. :)

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

COPYCAT! :D

heyy guys!! first thing i wanna say is.....HAILEY! you are a copycatt! BAHAHAHAMAS is MINE! grrrrr! but hey. maybe ill get over it....or maybe ill die a slow painful death because you STOLE bahahahamas! haha another thing. your style trips thingy about the skinny jeans. haha totally reminded me of hannah montanta...(i am such a child! hahahahah) haha "its like tryin to convince uncle earl that skinny jeans do not make you look skinny if youre fat!" the evian babies are so funny! how is it possible that babies can dance that GOOD?! its crazyy! haha wow im bored. and watching NCIS. blah blah. man. i would rather be watching Thats 70s Show. man i love that show. my sister however, does not. and when my sister (the "remote nazi"...is that how you spell that?) doesnt like a show. we dont really watch it. when she likes a show it will be on ALL DAY. NCIS will be on all day today. yesterday it was Americas Next Top Model. a few days before that. it was House. man its annoying. all i wanna do is LAUGH. are these shows funny??? NO!....well i mean some parts can be. BUT STILL! uhmmm. uhmm. uhmm. WHOA! some guys guna die on NCIS. big frickin shocker. man. im so bored.....well...i really have NOTHING to say. sooo laterrrz!
-Darceyss :DD

Monday, July 6, 2009

Bahahahamas!

Go to Youtube.



Type in evian babies US in the search box.


Click on the second video on the page.



As long as you do exactly what these instructions tell you..you will be in for a good laugh. :)




HailerZ :]]

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Sherlock Holmes of Style

The only thing i hate worse than house cleaning?
People with no style.
I once saw a boy with no style..actually..i have seen plenty of them.
Now here is some style trips from your private Fashionista..
Yes..i said style trips.
Sty-le tr-i-ps (?) - a phrase in which is used when one or a few people have committed the crime of breaking a style rule, or has totally crossed the style line.

Yes..i make up phrases, words, you name it..i make it up..but this is beyond the point.

Style Trip #1
DO NOT wear skinny jeans if you are not meant to wear skinny jeans. These people are called WANNABES. People that do this end up embarrassing themselves more than they could ever know. People that are uncomfortable with their figure should not wear these jeans either..they should wear something more flattering to their body shape.

Style Trip #2
Matching days..are so over. IT IS OKAY TO NOT MATCH... just dont out do yourself..and people..these days..matching is so absurd. Explore the fashion possibilities!

I will try my very best to get more style tips and trips for you everytime that i blog..and i promise there will soon be videos!

LOVE YOU ALL!

I twitter!
Come on ova and tweet on my twitter.
(that sounds so weird..just..um..scratch that)

Haileyyy ;)

New Found Freedom

Now..
when you are a teenager..
a lot of things come to mind.
For the teenagers themselves..we think of new experiences..
new challenges..growing up..having a free life..and actually being treated like adults.
For adults..
well..they think of us a little differently..
because a whole bunch of little things come to mind.
Heres a few..
drugs..sex..alcahol..driving...relationships..puppy love..texting too much..lazieness..boredom..oh and heres the most popular.. REBELLION.
Dont act like you dont know what i am talking about..
you totally know..i can see it in your eyes.
Okay..maybe i cant see it..but you know what..i just know.
Now rebellion was one of the first things i always here parents complain about..even though i am just a kid. (teenager but you know what i meant)
I looked it up.

Re-bel-lion (n)-resistance to or defiance of any authority, controll, or tradition.

(i am so thankful for dictionary.com)

Anyways..
yup..that is pretty much what we do..we like to go against the rules.
We like how it feels..
there is this certain..freedom and awesome feeling from it..even thought it might not be the adultish thing to do.
Even though it might not be responsible.
Even though it might not exactly be the right thing to do.

And..it might even be a small thing.
You know..something that is so close and kind of similar to the real wrong doing.
For me..its something small..
yet..it makes me feel awesome..like i comitted the real crime..but waay less painful.
I got a tattoo.
Heh.
Dudes..
you need to calm down a little..
its fake.
Its a butterfly..
its on my back.
Its actually cool looking..
but there is no way i actually want a real one.
Having that thing be permanent on your body.. heck no.
But even something so small..so not even real made me feel..bad.
And sometimes.. i hate being what people call little goody two shoes.
Now dont get me wrong..
i dont ever want to do anything like drink or smoke or anything stupid..
this little tattoo is just something to remind me how real anything can be.
Like drinking..
it can destroy your life.
It destroys your health..
it destroys you as a person and your family.
And i would never want to do anything that wouldnt make my family proud of me..or myself.
And when i look at myself in the mirror..
its good to have a clear conscience..its good to know that your health is great and your not letting yourself down.
So no..i would never ever do anything stupid like get a tattoo.
But the fake ones..
look awesome..and they peel right off.
Hows that for a good deal?
25 cents.
You cant beat that..
its way better than beating up your body and hurting yourself in the process.
So for me?
I perfer stick ons..
Heh.
I am a goody two shoes..
and heres the thing..
i am proud.

Hailerz ;)

Monday, June 29, 2009

Austraila

HEY GUYS! wow i havent been on here in a LONG time....well....actually...to tell you the truth i have been on here a lot. but i dont write. i dont know why but i dont. so i decided that i will FINALLY write again today :) hmm i dont quite think i was in shock there hailey. i think that i was in a place. that had NO service. i kinda thought that i was going to die.it was insane. and on the way back home. there was a million gazillion bugs!! it was totally crazy yo! hahaha wow im dumb. loleo. hmmmmm i really dont know what to put on here. and really i should have ALOT to put on here cause i havent written in EVERR! wow uhmm HAILEY! im watching us on tv! the little robot dude. and the gold guy! dont remember their names! but still! were on tv loleo so umm i dont have anything else to sayy soo byes guys! :)

The Beauties of Cleaning

Okay..
so waking up and having a knoose tied around your neck is about the worst thing there is to wake up to..right?
Well..for me..
my knoose was vaccuming.
And i absolutley DREAD it.
I hate it..
i hate the sound.
And..to be perfectly honest..
i hate to clean.
Some call it lazy..i call it NORMAL.
And well..i woke up to the most beatiful noise that i have ever heard in my life.
What is it you ask?
The sound of cleaning of course!
And to be specific..the sound of the vaccum roaring in my ear.
I know..how much more spa like could this experience get? :)
Okay..so the sound of the vaccum isnt the most relaxing thing you could hear..
but atleast its not the sound of YOU vaccuming.
Oh..look..what do you know?
Its my grandmother saying.."Hailey! Im gunna need you to vaccum the back rooms"
Yay!
How much fun!
I get to vaccum!
So i guess you do always get what you wish for..heh..funny how that all turns out.
Just my luck.
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

I just found out that we have the exterminator coming to our house today..
how great is that?
Having your house smell like Bug-be-Gone.
Just the way i wanted our hhome to smell.
On the bright side..
wait..
there is no bright side to this.
Nevermind then.
So..
I guess i am off to vaccum.
Ahhh man.

Hailey Over and OUT :)

Saturday, June 27, 2009

"I resort to being speechless, cuz our love wont survive.."

You know..
sometimes..being speechless is good for a change.
I realized that you dont always have to have something to say.
Some things are better left unsaid..unspoken.
And in those times..it can be hard..but atleast later on in life..you wont regret it.
You wont wanna take all of those words back..because they were never said.
And..right now..is one of those times for me.
One of those times where i dont even feel like talking.
Where i dont feel like lauging or even smiling.
If i smile now..it would be a lie.
It would be a lie to all of those who see it..and unto myself.
Because i feel different.
I feel differently then i portray myself to the world.
I feel as if there are two people inside of me..and one of them is trying so hard to come out.
And the truth is..i dont know which one to be.
The mirror cannot tell you who you are inside.
It can tell you your full of lies..
its amazing what you can hide..
just by putting on a smile.


Hailey :)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Summer Bites

Common Sense.
Common sense is going in a country like area without wearing colone, perfume,smelly hairspray etc.
Why?
because bugs like it.
The smell lures them closer and closer to you.
It doesnt take a genius to figure that out.
Duh.
So how come i go to the country and i get bitten..ALL OVER.
I didnt wear anything scented..not even deoderant..because i am smart like that.
I am now suffering.
UGH..i hate bug bites.
And get this..it only took me 3 days to find the little turd that did this to me.
It was a sea tick.
Yeah..a little itty bitty sea tick.
I couldnt believe it.
I my friends..was mad.
And i am not just exaggerating..i literally have like 60 bug bites all over me.
I must be pretty good to those little critters.
So here i sit..
waiting for DARCEY to text me back..in the meanwhile..scratching my bug bites.
I think she might be in shock..
wondering why?
I guess she is freaking out because of the insane thing i just told her..that she better not tell anyone else.
This has to be kept secret.
This has to be kept on the DL. (Down Low)
This..is the scary truth..that i had been thinking about.
Really really thinking about.
And the more i thought about it...
the more i realized that i had changed my mind.
I had changed my mind about something..something that will never ever happen in real life..
but this could only happen in my dreams.
It couldve happened..
but it didnt..
so it haunts me.
And everytime someone else is on the brain..
this person always comes back to mind.
Always.
Ans he just sits there..
he sits there like a shopping bag sits in a store until that one person buys something..
then that bag gets picked up..and..and..
BOOM!
That person walks out of the store feeling complete..like a weight has been lifted off of her shoulders..like she can move on with her life.
Good Simile..eh?
So..
as you can see..
i need help.
This dream or desire can never happen.



(Movie Trailer Voice)


One Girl.



One Boy.




Two different Worlds.




Can these two worlds come together? Or will they collide and will one girl have to live with her regrets...


FOREVER.






(he heeeemmm)



Okay..

i know..


i am out of my mind..

but maybe..im not.


maybe.. i can pull this off.


Since when do i give up?


Hailey :D

Thriller

Wow.
Michael Jackson is dead.
I cant believe it..
i loved his songs.
Here why..
A. because they rocked
B. because its michael jackson duh!
C. Wicked dance moves
I just made a joke and i didnt even know it..
get it?
ABC.
one of his songs.
Heh.
I LOVE IT!
i sing that song all the time..and i dont even know how it gets in my head.

Michael Jackson is gone..
now thats a thriller.


(get it? Thriller? hahaha)


Hailey :D

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Life's Wheel

My life is like a wheel
Always spinning
I never know if im loosing and i never know if i am winning
My life goes round from day to day
Sometime days happy others sad
Once in a while a friend comes along
and it doesnt seem so bad.
My life has many spokes
i never know which girl i am
the one who seems lost or the one who knows just who i am.
My life has a center..which keeps me all in place.
Hes my Father in Heaven..and Hes also my Amazing Grace.

Hailey :)

Silence is Beautiful

When i sit in a silent room..
certain things come to mind.
I find myself doing this kind of thing..well..a lot.
I find my mind wondering to distant places.
Soaring to new heights.
Defying gravity.
And its so new to me..
i like the silence.
And sometimes..
nothing needs to be said.
Nothing needs to come out of your mouth.
Sometimes..silence is golden.
And when i am sitting at home by myself..
i start to think about my life.
I start to analyze it and grasp different concepts i didnt get throughout the day.
Usually..my mind seems like its in a haze.
I tend to get off track..and not pay attention.
I get restless and shaky.
I get eager.
But when i close my eyes..and hear the quite, still, serene side of life..
my brains first reaction is to think of all the things that went on.
I think about regrets..wrong doings...things that i hate..things i loved..
when i should be loving life..and not just bits and pieces of it..but all of it.
Back to the things that i think about.
Today..
i thought about who i was.
Who i am as a person.
Then..i thought about my character.
Who you are when noone else is around.
Who am i?
Who am i..really.
To me..there are certain layers.
Like an onion..
or the earth.
We all have different layers or different sides to all of us.
We have the person that we are at school or around different people.
The person we are with our family.
The person we are with a guy.
and so on.
But when i am by myself..
i feel totally different.
I feel like i can do anything..
i feel like the girl who could volunteer to go first at a kareoke restraunt.
I feel...light.
Light..as in not having anything to worry about anything..burden free..care free..
and i like that feeling.
When i walk out the door..
its like their is a certain barrier..stopping me from saying and doing certain things that i would really enjoy doing.
And you know how most people say that they dont care how other people think?
In my opinion..everyone has that little voice inside of them telling them that they might do something embarrassing or make themselves look idiotic.
And i hate that.
I hate that feeling..because along with that feeling..it brings regret.
Regret is never something you have done..its something you hadnt done and wish you had..or its something you had done and wished you hadnt.
And in life..i dont ever want to feel like that.
I dont ever wanna keep myself hidden.
I dont ever wanna regret.
I dont want to look back at my life and feel that what i did was wrong.
I just want to be free to be myself..
and know that the old me..is gone with the wind..

Hailey :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

JONAS BROTHERS CD!

OMG!
I GOT IT TOO!
IT IS SOO FREAKIN AMAZING!
ONE OF THEIR BEST CDS..
WOW.

JONAS BROTHERS>>THEY STILL ROCK>>NO MATTER WHAT DARCEY SAYS.
JONAS BROTHERS ARE HARDCORE.


LOVE IT!

BUY THE ALBLUM!

LINES,VINES,AND TRYING TIMES!


Hailey :D

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

NEW CD

ok SUMMER HERE!
and i have major news!
I JUST GOT THE NEW JONAS BROTHERS CD!
"LINES, VINES AND TRYING TIMES!"
IT IS SO AMAZING!
here are the songs...
1.WORLD WAR III (3)
2.PARANOID
3.FLY WITH ME
4.POISON IVY
5.HEY BABY
6.BEFORE THE STORM (FT. MILEY CYRUS)
7.WHAT DID I DO TO YOUR HEART
8.MUCH BETTER
9.BLACK KEYS
10.DON'T CHARGE ME FOR THE CRIME (FT. COMMON)
11.TURN RIGHT
12.DON'T SPEAK
13.KEEP IT REAL

so i ABSOLUTELY love every single song on this cd!
right now i am listening to FLY WITH ME!
black keys is like AMAZING!
as is don't charge me for the crime.
as is turn right
as is before the storm
as is much better
as is paranoid
as is ALL OF THEM!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING!
ok now i am listening to turn right... =]
"pick up all your tears. throw them in the backseat. leave without a second glance"
that is how the song turn right starts.
it is amazing.
i just love this cd so much.
"Turn right into my arms. Turn right, you won't be alone. You might fall off this track sometimes... hope to see you on the finish line."
that is the chorus of turn right.
ok im just gonna post a link to this song.
cuz i love it so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj_O5VLiIO4
give it a listen.
hope to see you at the finish line.
=D

Monday, June 15, 2009

THE FREAKING BEST SONG EVER!

ok it may not be the best song ever....
BUT!!!!!!!
its AMAZING!
give it a listen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv3PJ1YSHFs&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL!
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
by the way..
it is summer that requested this amazing song!
LOVE YA'LL

Friday, June 12, 2009

Life isn't like Indiana Jones

Okay.
SO its summer.
I mean..you get to be relaxed and not worry about school work being turned in late or waking up early.
But as for me..
i have to worry about other things.
Not literally worry..but..well..you know..be really really busy.
I thought id get to have one second to atleast BREATHE.
But..i was wrong.
I have been on the move ever since school let out.
I suppose its good for me.
But i dont get to write you guys as often which is a total bummer.
I dont even get to text darce.
Her cell phone is messed up..well..technically..
the texting is messed up.
I guess shes having TEXTical difficulties! (oh come on guys..you know that was funny)
SO..
yeah..im totally devistated.
Darce is always there when i want to talk about unuseful and irrelevant things.
Now i have to keep the spotenaity to myself.
ANd..as you all may know..
that is a pretty hard thing to do.
Especially for me and darce.
El NEW TOPICA!
You know how in the paragraph above how i was talking and carrying on about how busy my life seems to be right now?
Well..
the other day..i had absolutely NOTHING to do!
It was horrible!
I wrote a little bit more to my book..then journaled a little..and wrote some new poems..
but nothing exciting happened.
I mean..where is the life in life?
Dont get what im saying?
Okay..just hear me out.
Life is supposed to be a journey.
And..to be truthful..it is.
But i guess what i am saying is that..i just thought there was more.
Get this.
Every day..i am always searching for something great..something spectacular..something awww inspiring to happen.
I find myself always wanting to walk around the corner and have something that takes my breath away be right there at that moment.
I am always searching for that something.
The search never ceases.
And i always find myself in an awkward spot..you know..kind of..let down because that amazing thing didnt happen.
Its a horrible feeling.
And i know its coming..but it still gets me everytime.
The other day when i was bored..i wished that i were in a place that was bright and colorful..an undull world where there was in adventure in every corner.
Kind of like Indiana Jones.
You know..how there is always a twist or a new obstacle.
He always has to be on his toes because of all of the things that are out to get him.
Its way over the edge..
its cliff hanging..
its adventurous and dangerous..all at the same time.
Im pretty sure that i would take an adventure like that over watching a tv special about chickens.
Yes..you heard it from me first..i watched a tv special on chickens..on PBS.
Ugh..the agony.
OkAy..well first..i saw this guy that was acting like a chicken..then i saw a guy that detested chickens..a lot..so much..that he took his complaints to the police..talk about rage.
Then a old women was on the show..talking about her pet rooster...fluffy.
At that point..i was pretty much at the point where i was going..are you kidding me?
But sadly..the woman wasnt joking.
She took fluffy VERY seriously.
A little..too seriously.
She even let this chicken watch television.
She said he liked classical music..and she said the chicken told her that.
The chicken went to the grocery store with her too.
Im thinkin PBS needs some new shows...for the love of pete..
Anyway..
like i was saying..
i rather be Indiana Jones.
Id pick that any day rather than watching this chicken show.
But the real point is..
that if you want excitement to take place..
you gotta make it happen.
Things arent ever just gunna happen on their own..
if you want it..you have to make it happen.
And that goes for anything.
Nothing in life will ever just float to you on a fluffy little cloud.
You have to go out there and get what you want.
And me?
Well..
i am tired of waiting.
Waiting (n.)- a certain period of time. a pause or interval.
Yup.
Theres the definition.
Thats me.
Thats what i have been doing.
That is exactly what i dont want to do anymore.
If i want it..i am getting it.
Noone is stoping me..noone is ever standing in my way..noone will ever make me wait again.
Noone will ever make me wait..period.
Because life..life shouldnt be on pause..life cant be..
and life wont go on hold.
When you stop..life still goes on.
Life doesnt wait for you to catch up..
life isnt afraid to leave.
The real question is..
are you ready to catch up.
You cant just sit there and wish your life were different ..
you have to go out there and change it yourself..
otherwise..youll miss your chance.
And i dont wanna miss any chance in life that i get.
When i think if myself..
i think of myself as..as..a girl who likes to be girly.
A Church going, homework slacking,people loving,friendly,happy go lucky, shopaholic..who loves music and coffee and chocolate and her friends and family.
If i could have anything in the world..
id want a camera with endless black and white film..a bunch of canvases with endless amounts of colors..a record player with a bunch of old records..a pianio to write my very own music..and a plane ticket.
I love life.
I love to be out there..you know..in the middle of it all.
I love bright colors and i like my music LOUD.
I like to sit outside and watch the birds as they fly over..wishing i could be that lucky.
Talking endlessly on the phone..no problem.
Laughing until i cry...you know it!
Crying until the hurt goes away..been there.
Being comforted..and feeling warm..feeling loved....
going outside on a rainy day and not worrying about what my hair will look like or how wet my outfit will get...
i love the feeling of it all.
Even the pains.
Because without the pains..
we wouldnt have learned how to cope with certain things.
We wouldnt learn how to get through the hard times and the battles that we withstand every day.
I guess without really knowing how to work a problem out..youd be kind of..
hopeless..lost.
SO..
i guess life is supposed to be like this.
Maybe im supposed to crave more and more adventure..maybe God has a plan for what is supposed to happen next in my life..
even if i cant see the big picture..
i guess its good to know..
He can.


Hailey :)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

BigCityDreams MUSIC VIDEO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bv_pWyNIW8
pretty ahmazingg :)

heyya

wowwoowowowwow :) darcey here! it has been a LOOONNGGG time :) and i am very much enjoying mixing my letteres and makin up random spellings for a word....like letteres :))) wow you can totally freakin tell that i am OOOBER boredddd :D lolololollololooollolololollllol. there i go mixing up letteres again :D hmph. i really dont knooowwwww what to wrightttt hmmmmm....hailey my dear. i think that,on your two possssibeilities :)) (i totally spelled taht WRONGGGGGah) it would be opition numeroo dos ;) and another thing. YOU WILL NEVER BE FATTT! you sooooooo do NOTOTOTOTOTOTOT (BAHAHAHAMAS![my new {amazing}saying] TOTS!) need to go on ferakin jenny craiggg! gawrsh. summer. that does HAPPEIN to be an AHHH mazeing songg :DD as is Happy by him :)) lol i love his songs. even his...uhh....other stuff {TOATALLY ddifferient} and summer. you will be HARDDCOAREE BBUFFFFFFAH!!!! lolEO.. sorry for yoar extremmeeeeley brootal pain. well i reley got notheing to write anymoresels so im outtie
PeAcE.lOvE.pEnGuInS <3

Sunday, June 7, 2009

StUfFeD

Busy.
Busy Busy Busy.
I am so sorry guys..
I havent been on here in quite a while!
So much has been going on i kinda lost track of things.
To be honest..
i havent even thought of writing lately.
I know.
I am a horrible person.
But..
oh contrare my good fellows.
(and lady fellows according to darcey..we had a fight about what to call girl fellows..by the way..we still havent come up with an answer..the fight lasted approx 45 min..no lies.)
I am here..however..
i am at loss for words.
I have no idea what to write about.
All i have to say is..
its Summer..
its beautiful outside..
and i feel..dispicable.
Or horrible..i guess you could say.
And to be more exact..
i feel..empty..or sad..blue even.
Dont you hate when you see couples holding hands..when they are walking RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
I do.
Or when you cant stop talking or thinking about one person..just one person..that noone else could take the place of right now..and you talk about that person..ALL THE TIME?
I do.
Oh..and when couples kiss waaay more than they need to..needless to say..
theyre one of.. "those couples".
HAAATE IT.
Especially when your alone the whole time..it just makes you feel..
out of place.
Especially when you wanna be the one holding hands with that one special person.
Or when you wanna be the one who cant stop talking about all the crazy silly and cute things that person does..that you cant seem to stop thinking about..all the time.
And when you wanna be kissing that special someone until..until..like 12:00 pm or later..and you wish you were one of "those couples".
Yeah..
thats how i feel i guess.
I guess im..uum..jealous?
Yeah..jealous of all those people that have found someone..someone special.
I know..
i shouldnt feel this way..
i should be happy ..right?
Right.
But i try..
i try and i fail..
because all i really want is that special someone to be right next to me..
is that really too much to ask?
I mean..is it asking too much if i want someone to put their arm around me?
Is it asking too much if i want someone to adore me and to love me?
Is it asking too much if i want someone to give me flowers on Valentine's Day?
Or to kiss me in the rain?
Or dance without music?
I guess it is.
Because right now..
i feel lonlier than ever..and i dont know why.
I mean..ive got friends..
i have family..
i have Christ..
i have my lovely dogs.
I have come to two possibilities..
1. I am selfish for feeling this way..
2.I like this guy waaaay more than i ever thought i would..
I havent a clue..
If you happen to know..please please tell me..
thanks.
I know there is something wrong here.
Yesterday i ate chips..CHIPS! I HATE CHIPS!
I ate like three bars of fudge..(HUGE BARS)
Chips and dip..fouur miniature hamburgers..pizza before that..cereal..fries..popcorn..icecream..cheese cake (again) and another piece of fundge..
ALL before i went to bed.
I feel..fat.
I think i need Jenny Craig..
seriously..
WOW.
Ive never been so full in my life..
my stomache is hurting..
bad.
My stomache is even making strange noises..ugh..
i think i might puke.


-Hailey - :\

Thursday, June 4, 2009

CAUTION: EXTREMELY FUNNY

WOOOW.
THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
WHEN YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO..
YOULL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

CLICK HERE FOR A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw


-H- :D

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

i dont have a catchy title.

this is summer.
i thought i'd blog becuz i haven't in a while.
right now i am listening to
Your Biggest Fan by never shout never!
it's an amazing song.
you should listen to it.
wow.
have u ever been in
so much pain
that it literally
makes you want to cry
everytime you move.
well thats how i feel right now.
ok so every monday, wednesday, and friday
i have 6:30 AM weight and agility and speed training.
plus every single day
(started today)
my whole family..which unfortunatly includes me..
is doing this...workout program.
it is called P90X. google it.
seriously do it.
then you would be able to maybe... slightly...
understand how unbearable the pain i am in is.
it is a 52 minute workout.
the people who made the program describe it as...
EXTREME home fitness..
lucky meeeeee.
plus every single day of the week..(minus thursday)
i either have a softball game,
tournament,
or practice.
No wonder thursday is my favorite day.
oh and i have a HUMONGUS knot
on the back of my left shoulder.
and guess wat!
i was dumb enough to let megan (a girl on my softball team)
a beastly girl on my softball team.
well...she tried to work the knot out.
b4 she started shes like..
your gonna scream.
and im like.. no i wont.
anywhoo...as soon as she pushed (SUPER HARD)
on my shoulder.
i hit the dirty softball field
screaming and crying.
yah it sux.
and guess wat.
it didnt help.
yeah.
it sux
at least i will be freakin buff
next year.
schyeahh!
well i need to go home and ice
every single freakin bone in my body!
and...hot shower here i come.
-SUMMER-
-HARD WORK MEANS PAIN-

maybe ill just jump off the cleef!

HEY GUYS!!!!!!! well hailey, I CANT BELIEVE YOU ADMITTED IT TO THE WORLD!! but i had to force it out of you! it was like giving birth! lol thats just how we roll gurlie! lol. wow...im havin a hard timewritin this..............i keep gettin sidethoughted! lol :) ok sooooooo uhh...i totally lost my train of thought uhh...umm....wow guys this is difficult! urggggggggg well i really can NOT write anything! and it makesme feel uselessssss....not really but still lol well i guess ill stop writin now............lol :)

Monday, June 1, 2009

Hot Diggity Dog

False alarm.
I dont have to go to summer school.
YESSS.
I am so stoked about summer now.
I get to sleep in..
and be bored out of my mind!
I really shouldnt be so excited about that..but i am.
Its such a relief to go to bed and have absolutely nothing to worry about when you wake up.
Such as your outfit..
getting up on time
your hair
your teeth
breakfast
homework/projects due
make-up
and bumping into the boy you like while your talking about something totally and completly awkward.
Lets say your talking about him and hes right behind you..
heh..
i am so lucky that has never happened to me before.
Aww man.
I think i just cursed myself.
Anywho.
Today was a pretty awesome day.
We had to make a trip to springfield.
Apparently..we are having family come and visit us.
Family that i didnt even know i had..or even existed.
So we went up to springfield to buy tons and tons of food.
I ended up picking out the desserts.
I mean..whats a family dinner without desserts..right?
I was pretty bored so i ended up talking to darcito most of the day.
And if you dont understand the whole paragraph about abs that she wrote about..well..
that was our conversation.
Abs.
Guys.
Guys with abs.
So help me.
(aaah)
Anyways..
speaking of guys..
I was walking into Sams today in springfield..and i saw a really really attractive guy.
Its summer time..which means its really hot out..right?
Which means that guys need to take their shirts off.
(and i repeat..ahhh)
So this guy was outside pushing a lot of carts up to the front door.
And of course..i was texting darc.
I wasnt paying any attention whatsoever..you know..like in Algebra class?
So you can only imagine what happened.
I walked right into the guy.
Him and all of his muscleness.
There was even sweat on him..which gave him an illuminate glow.
He had abs man..he had abs on his abs.
And his smile?
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
He was beautiful.
ANyways..back to reality.
I looked at him and i was like "OH I AM SOO SORRY"
And he said..in the most angelic voice.."Oh its fine mamm"
Mamm.
MAMM.
I AM A MAMM.
(aaaaaaaaahhhh)
After this little incident..he walked away pushing the carts as if nothing had really happened.
And me?
I stood there.
Not realizing that i had put darcey on hold..for a while.
Sorry darc.
I watched him as he walked away..leaving me speechless.
I couldnt stay there for long..
i had already lost track of my grandmother..who had been standing right next to me before this all had happened.
Now...
she vanished.
Heh.
Usually..
when you think of a grandma..
you think of a slow old lady.
Well..atleast i do.
My grandma..heh..
yeah right.
But that my friends..
is a whole other blog.


Topic of New (new topic)

Have you ever had a dream that was just totally and completley insane?
Something that is so different from what would actually happen?
Well let me tell you something..
so have i.
I just did..
a couple of weeks ago.
It was strange.
It was something that i never thought would happen.
Something that i havent even daydreamed about.
It was like a movie.
It was so weird..
so..real.
Next question.
Have you ever liked someone..and thought it was only a crush.
Something that wouldnt last..
but the more you saw them and listened to them..the more you thought that it was something real..something more.
And lastly..
have you ever fallen.
Fallen so hard for someone..that you didnt want anyone to even help you up.
I have.
I am.
I know how i feel.
I dont know what it is.
But it makes me feel great.
I feel tingly..and happy all the time..
sometimes i dont even know why.
I get butterflies in my stomache..
i get them bad.
I like it.
The mention of his name?
aaah.
I just have to smile..
i cant help it.
Its like..
hes all i can think about..
literally.
Everyone thinks that this cant happen to them.
I know i didnt think so.
But..i guess it did.
I try and try to find an excuse for the way i am acting.
I try to make the thoughts vanish.
And the thoughts didnt vanish.
They turned into a dream..
a wonderful wonderful dream.
And when i woke up that morning..
i thanked God for placing it in my mind.
I still do.
I am going crazy..
I just know i am.
None of this can be right.
Im not in love..
who am i kidding?
I am only sixteen.
I barely even know what love is..
i have seen it in movies.
I feel it between my family members.
If i were to guess what love was..
i think that love is caring for someone other than yourself.
I think love is putting others before yourself.
Loving someone is caring.
Its kindness.
Its an emotion.
It overwhelms our ever being.
Loving someones imperfections.
Kissing in the rain.
Feeling for someones pains and agonies.
Caring enough to help them through it.
To die for that person you love...no matter how painful it is.
Love is a mother holding her newborn child fr the first time.
Love is crying with someone.
Being happy for eachother and giving that person strength and confidence through the good times and the bad.
Love is being there and staying even when you want to leave.
Love is why Christ died in the cross.
Love is the closest thing we have to magic.
Love is never needing to hold anyone elses hand but that special someones.
Love is waking up every morning and wanting to be next to that person every day..for all of eternity.
Love is something you just know and feel in your heart.
Its not something you have to ponder or think about..
it just..there.
And i dont know if thats how i feel.
I dont know how to tell the difference.
I feel so confused.
And for those of you wondering about the dream.
Well..
just know..
it was great.. :)))))))))))

Well thats all i have time for..
Have a restiful night! (yes..i said restiful..in my next blog i will give you the definition)

-H- :)

Sunday, May 31, 2009

hardierharhar!

HEY GUYSES! darcey here! and i have to get up early too hailey! even though i am not goin to summer school! i gotta get up to take my siblings there! and now well...i kinda wanna go cause i mean really i didnt wanna go...mostly cause i wanted to sleep...do ou know how boring my stupid house is guna be?! i mean its just guna be me and my madre...and i mean its boring to swim in a pool...by yourself...but oh well..ill find something to fill up my time...like idk..ill find new music...or dye my hair...GREEN! im not even kidding there folks. im actually seriously thinking about getting my hair died green...but only the tips not all of it :) that is if i can. cause i gotta pay for it myself...and well..im not the best at saving money if you didnt know that. lol i buy pointless things...like scented bubbles little water guns headphones(which i actually did need) and gum anyways i was talkin about something haha i got sidethoughted HAHA hailey thats an old one uhh oh yea waking up early! anyways..i have to wake up even EARLIER for cheer practice....AT SIX IN THE MORNING! i have to get up at like.....5! that is INSANE! its just not right. and plus i get to run/walk everyday...and well I LOVERUNNING...not. but i gotta do it.....ehh who knows...it might not be that bad......i might even get ABS haha hailey! like arnold schwarzenager. lol i still have no idea how to spell that...i just guessed. but yeaa..... lol well i think im guna go now so ill talk to youg guys laters!
peace.LOVE.penguins.

Sun Day (:

Today is Sunday.
Today is beautiful.
And today is also my very last day of freedom.
Horrible right?
Yeah..i know.
Summer school.
The thing i have been mention in my blogs for a while now.
All i ever wanted was to be a kid.
To sleep in.
Stay up late watch a pointless movie..
then possibly go to bed.
But no.
I have to wake up and leave..
and be at the school by 8:00 tomorrow.
I dont get it either.
There is a time limit in which i have to be there.
Stinks right?
And is totally pointless.
And you know what?
I refuse to go.
Dont ask why..because i have my reasons.
And that reason is horrible.
And one of the reasons that i dont wanna be there..
ALONE.
Nteowpic.(new topic)
Cool huh?
I just put the spelling of the words inbetween the other word.
Which if you think about it..
its just basically blending the words together.
Anyways.

Early In the Morning

OKay.
SO maybe waking up to another one of my mothers phonecalls..
wasnt on the top of my checklist.
And waking up with a kink in my neck..wasnt even near the top of the checklist.
Oh, and coming to church and seeing the only person that makes my skin crawl wasnt even on the list.
So..your thinking overall..
shes gunna wake up in a cheerful mood...right?
(cue the Leave it to Beaver music)
Me(hailey):Good Morning Grandmother! How are you this bright sunny morning?!
Grandmother: Oh, i am WONDERFUL! I couldnt be more pleasant! The day is quite delightful!
(Grandpa enters kitchen)
Grandmother and Hailey: Good Morning Grandfather!
Grandfather: Hello Ladies! Isnt this morning absolutely divine?!
(cue cheesy smile)
Grandmother: Oh it is!
(BUZZARD SOUND)
OKay guys.
Are you ready for this nightmare to end?
Good..
so am i.
I really dont think i need to tell you how this little skit is going to end.
Everyone ends up happy...not that they were ever sad in the first place.
I mean..this is the difference between reality and television.
There is no cued violin music if someone is crying.
Noone magically burst out into to song while playing basketball or while eating lunch.(High School Musical)
The good guy doesnt always win.
And no..the hot popular guy doesnt always fall for the girl that hid behind her books and was usually known as a nerd..then got some contacts and put on some make-up and looked just as hot as the guy did and then they prance off into the sunset.
Nope.
I hate to burst your bubble but...well...its kinda fun.
So when my grandparent expect me to wake up happy..
well..
As you all may know..
I am not an early riser.
I dont do mornings.
OKAY FINE..I AM DOWNRIGHT CRANKY!
But still..
i mean..its not my fault all i can do when i wake up is grunt.
Ive got my mother calling me and trying to hold on a conversation with me..while i am still drooling on my pillow.
I am sorry..but i dont know very many people that wake up ready to talk to someone on the phone for like five hours.
People just dont do that.
I need to be a coffee person.
Here is the really sad part about me..
i cant drink it.
It gives me migranes.
UGH.
I know..its crazy.
ITS WRONG.
I have to drink coffee every once in a while.
SO ..
i can still drink it..
I just cant drink it like i normally would.
Which would be like..a thousand times a day.
But dont get me wrong..
coffee is my life.
If coffee were a guy..
i would marry it.
Especially starbucks.
YUMM.


well..i have to get goin.

LOVE YOU!!

-H- :)

Friday, May 29, 2009

Twitter!

Hey come chech out the Twitter site!
So awesome mann.

Summer and Darce shall get one soon!

Mine is ..

http://twitter.com/HeresHailey#/HeresHailey

Come check it out guys..dont be a stranger!!


Rock On dudes..

Hailey:)

A headache and a touch of pink

Heh.
Sorry i am just laughing because my title could be used as the title of a movie of a book or something.
"Hey are you guys gunna go see that awesome movie A Headache with a Touch of Pink? I heard it was gunna be awesome!"
Heh..i couldnt help but laugh at that.
But anyways..yesterday as you all may know..was the last day of school.
However
I wasnt all that happy.
I mean..on your last day of school your supposed to be majorly happy right?
I mean.hey..THERES NO SCHOOL!
For me...i was kinda angry.
You see..i have to go to summer school.
For the obvious reason..to take drivers ed.
Ugh.
I am one of the few teenagers out there that DONT want to drive anytime soon.
And especially during the summer.
The worst part about going to Bolivar High..is that summer school starts right after school lets out.
You are let out of school just in time for the weekend but then its right back to where you came from..school.
And its worse because none of my friends are old enough to take drivers ed.
So now..i have to take it..yup you guessed it..
ALONE.
Ugh.
I hate that word.
It reminds me of the first day of kindergarten..
ALL.
OVER.
AGAIN.
And kindergarten was great...but once again let me say that obnoxious word again..
i was alone.
And i know the feeling.
I hate the feeling.
I cant stand the feeling.
People staring at you..whispers run throughout the classroom.
Its horrible.
It makes you want to drill a hole into the ground and hide in it.
Back to the subject of summer school.
People are..well..strange there.
Last year..there was a whole bunch a freaky goth kids roaming around.
I almost sat at a table alone for lunch.
And if there is one thing a kid never wants to do..is to face things like that alone.
All by yourself.
And when you are all by yourself..you have no backup.
Your just..there.
And its no fun at all.
Its times like those where i am thankful that i have my friends.
Because going through highschool alone would be horrible.
Nueve subject. (new subject)
Right now..i have a headache.
It could be from stress.
I have had a lot on my mind lately.
So i tried to calm myself down.
Long story short...it didnt work.
So i got myself a couple of asprin yesterday..when the headache started..and i went to bed hoping the headache would just simply go away.
Obviously..we dont always get what we wish for because i woke up at 6:30 on a non-school day.
I got up and still had the headache.
I took a couple more asprin and i had some juice.
I still couldnt get the headache to reside.
I did everything imagineable to get my headache to go away.
But nothing worked.
I told summer..if my head had emotions it would proably be crying right now.
She said she was sorry that my head hurt so bad..but sadly..a simple sorry wouldnt get it to go away.
I walk into my bedroom and collapse onto my bed.
I feel the cool sensation of the untouched covers rub against my skin..as the ceiling fan begins to rotate.
I close my eyes and instead of sleeping like you probably thought would happen next..i got up..walked into my bathroom..grabbed my box of nail polishes and walked back into my bedroom.
I know what your thinking.
What is this woman doing?
She has a throbbing headache and she wants to paint her nails?
I told you once and probably a thousand times before..
I am not normal.
So i shuffle through all the different colors..reds..blues..pinks..chromes.
And then it hit me..
i saw the prettiest color that i havent even worn yet.
It was a peachish pink color that was called china girl.
It had a chromish kind of tint to it so when you put it on your nails..it makes them shine as if it were a mirror.
I swear you can see your reflection in this nail polish.
I was like YES! THIS IS THE ONE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL MY LIFE!
And yes..not only am i not normal..but i tend to be a little dramatic.
sO..
I took the cap off and started painting it on my nails..then..as if they werent shiney enough..i put the clear nail polish over the shiney pink concoction.
It was a match made in heaven!
And heres what really threw me for a loop..
my headache was gone!
Ahh the power of pink.
I think that nail polish was lucky.
I think it was sent from God! :)
DUN DA NA NA! (heroic music)
PINK NAIL POLISH SAVED THE DAY!
Anyways..
well i gotta motor..
have a great summer vaca!

Hailey:)

Thursday, May 28, 2009

AHHHH

its summer!
GOOD GREIF DARC!
here we go with the depressing stuff...
AGAIN!
you will se billy joe jim bob again
because he is NOT moving..
i mean..
he can't
he just CAN'T!
and why did you say goodbye to freshmen year?!
its not going anywhere!
its not like its gonna go live in fiji
or something.
we will ALWAYS
have freshmen year
and the wonderfully
hot guy that was a senior..... ; )
okk. so i think im gonna do what hailey did and write about my classes!
BLOCK 1
SUBJECT biology 1
DESTINATION mr. mcculahs class
biology biology biology.
now... i hate science..
but i LOVED that class.
for the most part at least.
im pretty gosh darn sure
that issac and/or patrick
made me laugh
EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN DAY
of that class!
bu-bu-bum ROASTED!
haha.. i will NEVER forget that class. =]
BLOCK 2
SUBJECT physical education
DESTINATION the main gym... cach tekottee
man o man.... gym
i have to admit..
after cathryn moved..
i thought that gym was gonna
SUCK!
but you know me and hailey had
a blast pretty much
every day in that class!
one funny thing.....
SUMMER: yah your about as straight as a circle.
MYKKAH: o yah well....YOUR MORE CIRCLE THEN LINE!
omg that was so funny!
and...........
YELL MELL!
lol hailey and krystle!
BLOCK 3
SUBJECT geometry
DESTINATION mrs. legan's class
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
nuff said.
BLOCK 4
SUBJECT spanish
DESTINATION mrs. carters class of BOREDOM!
wow this class was BORING!
so boring that i actually
asked chad to teach me how to
play chess!
then i got frusterated so me
and mariah made
up our own way to play it!
=]]
BLOCK 5
SUBJECT chorus 1
DESTINATION mrs. glidewell's choir room
omg choir was so amazing this year!
heh heh i loved
when mrs glidewell would call on issacc.....
HAHA! good times!
me and shaina are perty
dog gone good singers!
lol=]
BLOCK 6
SUBJECT english 1
DESTINATION coach bayless's emporium of knowledge
wow..this class was SO amazing!
im pretty sure i laughed EVERY DAY!
when coach bayless thrusted the wall
during the romeo and juliet play!
lol you had to be there.
it was hilarious!
and the one day mitchell was gone was
the day of juliet and paris's kiss!
so juliet (lindsay)
had to kiss..........
DAVID HALBROOK!
haha it was soooooooo
funny!
lol i had so many good times in that class!
like brittany smith arguing that
manny is african when he is from
CANADA!
lol =]
BLOCK 7
SUBJECT algebra 2
DESTINATION mrs. legan's class
ok so me and laur and heather and kiefer
were the only freshmen in this class.
im pretty sure that heather had major
crushes on 2 of the juniors in that class.
lol=]
2 DUMB juniors might i add.
lol im pretty sure that
EVERYTIME i walked out of that
class me and laur and heather
were cracking up at something
kiefer did or said. lol!
BLOCK 8 (first semester)
SUBJECT intro to geography
DESTINATION mr. hottttttttt's class (mr. green)
ok so i HATE social studies
and mr green might be hot..
but he was a JERK!
most of the time at least.
it must have been just to our class
cuz everyone else thinks
he's awesome.
idk..
but im pretty sure that his student teacher
(ms. taylor)
was a wierdo that was OBSESSED
with iowa or something like that.
lol
BLOCK 8 (second semester)
SUBJECT family relations
DESTINATION mrs. long's classroom
im gonna make this short and sweet
this is about the dumbest, gayest, most pointless
class that you can take.
we did play a lot of UNO
though.
IN CONCLUSION!
freshmen year is over but i am
NOT
saying goodbye to it.
it's been a great year...

-peace out-

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

wow

hey guys darcey here :) wow hailey...way to write a friggin book! GAWRSH :)) i can not write that much...when we got to the theatre arts part.....i almost criedd. cause i know that we will never again have that same exact group of people in a class altogether again. and that just makes me downright SAD.that was the best class....IN THE WORLD. in a way i want summer...i mean really who doesnt? but in another way....i dont. im gunna miss all the classes and all the people. and plus i dont know anyone who is excited about the 8th graders comin in....no offense or anything :) and now...im almost crying AGAIN because im thinkin of all the people i will never.ever.in a million years. see again. and again it is depressing. i hate change.........i mean if things are good like they are right now...why change it? thats what i wanna know. but they do. and ya have to live with it. :) so now we are goin to "worst year in high school"...sophomore. everybody says that! all i can say is that....I HOPE NOT!!!!!! :) haha well...i really have nothing else to write. so i guess ill stop writing....
GOODBYE FRESHMAN YEAR! :)
peace.love.penguins.

SUMMER! (vacation)

So today was our last actual day of school.
Its crazy right?
I mean when you think of all the things that you have been through throughout the whole year
thats a lot of things!
I dont know about you..but specific things come to my mind.
Like p.e.
Me and summer had a blast in p.e.
Our BEST friend cathryn had moved earlier this year..and we thought that it would be really boring without her.
Which it was to a certain degree.
We ended up having a great time.
We had an even greater time bothering our p.e. teacher.
Good times..lotsa laughs.
And when i think of a GREAT class that never seems to be boring..i think of theatre arts.
Everyone in that class had a fantastic time..
i dont know how we did it..but we never got bored!
(there was one time that darcey had gotten bored..but thats after she realized two classmates were chasing after us in prop strollers.)
And at first..i was a total chicken.
I was gunna quit.
But i am sooo glad that i stayed..and i love each and every single person in that class.
Next..Geography.
I never thought i could get through that class..
but i didnt always think that.
When i first walked through the door for geography class..
i felt great about the class.
I felt at home instantly.
But dont go off and think that it was because i actually wanted to learn geography.
I mean..
lets get real here.
Heres the truth.
The teacher.
The teacher..was hott.
And yes..i put two ts..
and i hate to say it but..he was.
Now let me ask you something.
Why did he have to open his big fat mouth and ruin the whole entire thing?
Yes my friend.
This guy was a total DOOFBALL.
He was a jerk..
and thats the truth.
He yelled.
He screamed.
He cussed.
And me..
well..
i ACED that class.
He had to like me..i mean..come on.
Reading lab.
Ugh.
a total bore.
I fell asleep in that class.
I usually cant fall asleep in a classroom..but this one..
well..
it had comfy chairs.
It was quiet too.
It was so relaxing that she just had to post a rule on her wall that said NO SLEEPING ALOWED!
I know!
People cant control how you sleep...
I mean if she didnt want us to sleep she could put on some loud blairing music instead of the kind of music that sounds like it could come off of Mr. Rodgers.
Seriously.
ALGEBRA.
The name just screams death.
I swear..it does to me.
Which is kinda creepy cuz words cant talk.
But if they did..
well..lets just say algebra wouldnt be allowed to be written in school.
Anyway..heres what came to my suprise..
I LIKED IT.
Now before you go all crazy on me let me tell you the truth..
i didnt like the mathy part.
I liked the class..like my friends and the teacher.
Heres what i do..i make up words: Mathy (adj) - with numbers, to like math, to have a mathematical gift in math or have a mathish feeling.
But i laughed so hard during that class.
There are two boys in that class that need to have their own comedy show.
I swear those two are lost brothers.
And no matter what scary equation was thrown at me..i would always have my best friend darcey to not know what the answer was with me.
It was great.
Did i mention that a boy actually threw a calculator at someones face?
Well..it happened.
In my math class.
The boy looked like he was gunna cry...and everyone else was gathered around to see if he was ok.
But me?
Hmm.
Where would you find me in this kind of totally unusual situation?
Oh..i was laughing my head off in a nearby corner..but thats just me.
Its not like you get to see that kind of thing everyday..so i thought i might as well enjoy it. :)
English class.
God bless that english teacher.
That was one of the greatest and worst..
english classes in my life.
It was a BLAST.
Now i have to be totally and completeley honest..
I thought my teacher was gunna be mean.
Not just kinda mean..
but really really mean.
He had me goin there for a sec.
Actually a couple days.
The very first day of school is no doubt the most boring.
Especially when you are a freshman entering highschool.
You have to learn all those stupid rules that you probably already have heard like..what..five million times.
In his class..it was bland.
It was directly to the point..but very bland.
About as bland as vanilla ice cream with no hersheys syrup or bread without meat or mustard on it.
And worse..
he seemed strict.
The kind of strict that just make you wanna say "ugh".
I hated it.
I despised it.
And around this teacher..i didnt know how to act.
I thought i was gunna get in trouble for breathing..maybe even for swallowing.
I had no idea..how much fun he turned out to be.
In this english class we did all kinds of things..poetry..fun grammar..watched movies..
but the worst part was..well..
ROMEO and JULIET.
Need i say more?
Guess..just guess who i was in this play...go ahead..do it.
DING DING DING we have a winner.
Me.
Romeo..heh heh..andrew.
Andrew McDaniel.
A friend of mine.
A FRIEND.
I was so mad.
I couldnt believe it.
I mean..i saw it coming..but i kinda didnt.
Then when my nightmare became my reality..
i ran.
Heh you think im kidding right?
I literally ran.
And if you know me..
you know im a little bit crazy.
And if there is a situation that seems downright insane...
you better believe i had something to do with it.
Back to the story.
When you think of ROMEO AND JULIET..
what do you think of?
Good.
You thought of the same things i did.
Love, mushy, forbidden, and kissing.
I can act mushy.
I can act like i am in love.
I can act like our love is forbidden.
Kissing...heh..something i..oh i dont know..FREAK OUT ABOUT.
I havent kissed anyone before.
I didnt wanna start now.
And i didnt was one of my good friends to be the one i layed my lips on.
The scene came.
The day came.
The day that we had to kiss.
The day he was holding my hand.
The day he leaned in..
and me..
well..
i was thinking DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND COVER!
I am totally joking by the way guys.. :)
ME?
I..
walked away.
OKAY OKAY I RAN!
i ran around the classroom..
total embarassed the dude in the process.
On the other hand..we won an award.
The english teacher declared us the worst ROMEO AND JULIET ever.
heh.
What a great award.
My mom ought to be so proud.
WAIT!
Dont think that this story didnt have a happy ending.
Its ROMEO AND JULIET guys.
There are plenty more kissing scenes.
And yes..
we eventually kissed.
Are you happy now?
Gees.
I love freshman year.
It was great.
If we could do it all over again with all the same people..heck yes i would do it.
Well..
I guess i shall eat supper now.

ta ta!

Hailey:)