Sunday, May 24, 2009

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of FIAAAA!

Crap.
I dont mean to complain but..
my eyes are itching.
My head is spinning.
My memory is lost.
I cant remember the beginning.
My ears tingle.
My rooms a mess.
My friend told a guy..
about whom i obsess.
My shoes smell.
I need a shower.
I have been in that stupid bowling alley.
for..like..an hour.
I have a huge rash.
amongst my face.
Everything seems to feel out of place.

Heh.
All that kinda rhymed.
I totally didnt even mean to do that.
Heh..i am a total Dr. Suess.
Anyway..in case you havent guessed..i am spazzing.
Horses.
They are wild mustangs.
I love horses!
We got two of them.
One of the horses belongs to my aunt.
So i only get to name one.
Why yes..i thought Fitzwilliam was a very very PERFECT name for a horse as hansome as this horse was. :)
I have absolutley no idea how old they are..hmm..i will have to get the facts on that one. :)
Oh and darcey..you will NEVER be fat.
I just love grandmas..they LOVE to spoil you.
Its their job.
They have to do it..you gotta love em.
Speaking of grandmas..my G-ma is getting a blog.
Heh..i had to laugh when i heard this one.
I mean..cant really picture someone like my grandma sitting at the computer and writing a blog.
Shes the kind of person that works..non stop.
Then when its time for her to "rest" she is all for it.
I know what your thinking.
After all.. i am phsycic.
You are thinking..why did she put quotations around "rest".
There is a simple explanation for that.
My grandma falls asleep watching Dr. Phil.
Her eyes are shut..and her mouth is completley open.
A weird little whistling noise comes out.
( I am not quite sure if this is a snore or a whistle..whistle is just gunna have to do)
Your thinking shes asleep right?
HA!
You would be wrong my pretty. ( i dont know where that came from)
She is "resting".
At least that is what she says.
Just between you and me..shes perfectly asleep.
TOPICA!
(new topic)
The other day asked my friends if you could get goosebumps on your forehead.
Noone seemed to have an answer.
Well..the reason i asked was because i had these little tiny bumps on my forehead.
Now those stupid little bumps itch.
Now i am starting to think that those arent goosebumps. ;)
Yeah..so it appears that i have a rash on my forehead.
Sometimes it last..
sometimes it will be gone by the time i wake up.
You never know.
Those tricky little nasties.
Anyways..
guess what happened today?
I went to the bowling alley.
I was bored.
I texted summer over and over and over again.
Poor girl.
I am sorry but i had noone to talk to..well i did but summer is more fun to bug.
So anyway..i had to sit in that stinkin place in what seemed like FOREVER.
More like a couple of hours..but you catch my drift.
And the place was literally stinky.
It was FULL of cigarrette smoke.
By the time you walk out of that place i swear you will have lung cancer.
I despise that place.
After the loong wait..
my day brightened in the blink of an eye.
Guess..just guess what brightened it.
PIZZA!
yeah we got a huge delicioso pizza.
You gotta love pizza.
You can never go wrong with pizza.
Except if you have ever watched that movie "Read It and Weep" the dad works at a pizza shop and made pizza with chicken feet on it.
Wow.
I just proved myself wrong.
You can go wrong with pizza.
Huh.
Well i gotta go guys..
My Shower AWAITS!

Hailey:)

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