Wednesday, May 6, 2009

WELL WELL WELL.
look at who hasnt checked in for a looooong time...
me hailey!
I am soo srry you guys..I was busy..
busy thinking..dreaming..obsessing..over him.
but not the him that picked up my quarter..i mean ..psh..plbf..who does that?
I mean..that is soo fourth grade...
OK! SO I DROPPED MY QUARTER ON ACCIDENT AND HE TOTALLY PICKED IT UP FOR ME!
I MEAN>>HOW NICE IS HE?
sorry..i am so over my immature moment(for today)
MAN...have i got a subject for you...
EGGS.
eggs are very very strange things.
I mean they arent only round..but are very oval.
They are white(totally not being racist here)
And they are yellow and clear on the inside.
Dont you ever wonder who discovered eggs?
I mean ..did some random dude just walk up to a chicken..and see a white oval shaped object come out of its BUTTOOTIE and say "oh wow! that is wonderful. I think i shall call this an egg"
All i gotta say is that dude needs a girlfriend..you know what i'm sayin?
I was watch this old show one time and it was REALLY awesome..you wanna know why?
Because a chicken layed a SQUARE EGG!
I KNOW I FREAKED OUT TOO!!!
Change of subject.
I am in need.
I am in need of something i never thought i needed before.
A DATE.
i wanna go to the AC. Athletic celebration for those of you who had no idear what that ment.(like me)
I have been turned down.
and by looking at the paragraph that i wrote above about eggs.
I think i know why.
I think i am....desperate.
I have sunk very very low...
i am having a rele bad day now that i think about it.
You know how the slogan for Tropicana Orange Juice is "have a tropicana morning"
Well...i did. literally.
I woke up..got my breakfast and finally got my orange juice when i sat down it spilled ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Hows that for a tropicana morning?
I hope the people who work at tropicana are happy.
I mean..they should really warn you about that.
I think i will write them a strongly worded letter.
They can atleast put some kind of warning on the freakin label..i think it would look something like this:
To all customers who have purchased this item please understand that we take our slogans VERY seriously.This juice box may explode or morph your cup into something evil.Cup may tip over on purpose but make it look like it was your own clutzieness, or could possibly decide to stain your carpet. If this orange juice were a movie it would be rated R.Dont say we didnt warn you. Do not wear favorite outfit when around the golden juice.

Now if they put that on there..the carpet would be fine..and so would my outfit.
Am i right?

well i love you guys and i hope you have a fantastico afternoon.

Hailey:)

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